Exactly! The president of France and the German Chancellor are telling their people to be prepared for war. China has said it’s ready for war - trade or otherwise. Russia just keeps raining bolbs down on Ukraine and the devastation in the Middle East continues while this woman talks about hatching chicks, butter yellow and long pants. It hurts my brain!

Is she trying to get her followers to tell her she looks like Kate Hudson? I think that she thinks she does and now she wants some validation. FTR - I think she looks nothing like Ms Hudson!

Nothing except her own inflated sense of self makes her superior! She thinks she chooses funny songs for her reels but I don’t ever recall thinking she was clever. Ever!

Is she recording every interaction she has with any one of her children? Her tone when speaking with her son isn’t one a mother should use. She sounded so condescending.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Birdie doesn’t seem to have any work right now so she’s posting the poor dog hoping for some engagement. Tough times! 😂

😂 That’s awesome!

It doesn’t look like they take the dog for walks even in good weather. The L cam last summer never featured the dog while they were walking on the pathway.

It looks like it hurts! Fabulous ad!

They look so bad and over inflated!

I don’t understand the first part but I think her kids FaceTime her when they can’t find her.

I just wanted to remind everyone she wasn’t the overweight teen she talks about. She spins these tales of heartache and then posts a pic of herself at 17 and she looks pretty average. I’m sure there were lots of girls who were smaller but an equal number who were bigger.

Does she mean they match in size or colour or both?

She choose an empty page to colour on so what’s the big deal?

J sounded more like the mother than Birdie. It’s probably a common occurrence.

I don’t think it’s new. I think it’s from the pre-Lemon archives but she pulls it out from time to time. Most woman, of a certain age, look exactly like this and it’s no big deal.

I think she likes the way her neck looks so she posted it

She’s trying out some new ones to go with her new hair colour! 😝

She was probably talking about her hair on her birthday trip with her trusted tribe and some were brave enough to suggest a change from the platinum. She missed the mark.

She doubles down on the status quo and old-fashioned ideas of what constitutes beauty. She believes she needs to be a “blonde bombshell”, with the overly long tresses, to be considered ‘model material’. She leans in when trowelling on her makeup, contouring with a palette knife then uncapping the Sharpie to draw on her eyebrows. She then steps back and gazes with approval and smiles with her over-flated lips and tells us she just wants everyone to love themself and just ‘show up’

The filter she throws on her chin when she controls the image is laughable!