Set up a camera and then pretend you’re not your daughter’s mother but her playmate. I wonder what happens when she stops recording? It’s time for a nap. L has to be quiet so Birdie can scroll her phone and talk to her followers about how grateful she is for this time? This woman is, once again, making other moms feel they aren’t doing enough for their kid since they can’t take them on individual trips. I want moms to know the best 1:1 times come throughout the day - time in the car, a conversation while they are having a snack, getting them to help fold some laundry and you can have a chat. The best moments aren’t manufactured but come when you pay attention to your child every day and it isn’t some big event!
Imagine setting up the camera to start jumping on the bed with your kid lmfao!!! Why is she pushing the narrative so hard of spending time with her child. That’s what moms do. She’s repulsive in every way. Not to mention the filters used during this video…even the walls are crooked…
Maybe it’s because we’ve spent weeks, no months, talking about how all she does is sit on her ass after her busy days of hair appointments and taking photos in bikinis while her kid plays alone. She didn’t read it and take it to heart she’s worried her followers might of noticed too so she’s doing damage control. Sarah loves herself and praise.
Sure seems like she’s drying up! 🤞🏻
100%
This kid is going to grow up and as an adult need constant vacations, consumption and attention in order to be happy.
But she’s acting like this is somehow her first opportunity in FOUR YEARS to have 1:1 time, yet she has no actual job. What a slap in the face to working parents that would love to be able to spend every day with their kids.
Her life is just one performance after another and this week she was playing the role of mother with a callback to her role as SI swim suit model. To join the two she added a little story about how she was on the phone telling her daughter she had made the cheer team right before she walked down the runway. To add colour to the story and make her extra special she recounted how her good friend, the famous model, was astounded how she juggles it all! 🤮
Hunter pays zero attention to Birdie. Just for the gram lol
Love the picture for this post, lmao! Lucky for L she now has J to hang out with and who will actually pay attention to her. Wonder if she’ll still carry around the imaginary cat now that her sister is there.
Bird sneaking a peek at her performance for the gram.
Lol cringe!
Of course, she made her daughter’s big day about herself, and she walked for SI that time. 🙄
She competes with her daughters and it’s disgusting! Let’s take a minute and think about all the opportunities that came her way after that life goal was achieved. I’m drawing a complete blank! In fact it seems she’s had fewer paying jobs during the last 12 months.
Yup!
How the other moms’s hang.
Do you think they’re all at the same hotel and Birdie is doing her best to avoid them?
No I think they are somewhere else. Possibly not even on a Disney property 🤷♀️
I hope Bird gave them permission and inspired them to wear the two piece. I can’t imagine what we would all do without her.
Saw this photo! Thought the same thing 🤣I’m sure they find her very inspiring! I kinda want to comment on their phot and ask them what Sarah is like IRL. I’d love their take!!
This was posted without a long winded bikini trauma story or any mentions of stretch marks 🤣 can you imagine!
And not a single board short in sight
Right!
Lol right! Notice they are wearing bathing suits that fit their bodies… Birdshit looks awful in what she wears.
Is there nobody back at home to send her Chick content or is she over it already? Disney over everything.
We also haven’t seen any FaceTiming Shame content!
These videos are no more than disgusting body checking and trying to show off how “small” she is. She’s so gross and such a mind fuck.
I see right through these poses and hand placements. She’s holding her stomach to mimic a small waist. ( Been there, done that ) Also in this picture you can clearly see her apron belly. This is why she places her fanny pack exactly over top her belly. She’s all snake oil. Fake ass bitch through and through. Deceiving and disgusting!
I can spot an ED from a mile away. Every single one of her poses is strategic - she’s a fucking fraud and her idiot fans are blind
Lemon doing to her what we all want to do.
Wonder if she realizes that Lemon just wants her attention? Yet she just keeps yapping to her imaginary friends on her phone. And the video where she’s like “L’s fave thing to do is create chaos in the background of my videos!” This little girl is constantly begging for her attention yet she’s more consumed with her phone to realize it.
You’re right! All kids want and need is time and attention from their parents to thrive. It’s no wonder this child has so many imaginary friends since she always sees her mother just talking to the phone. It broke my heart a little bit in the story where Birdie says a follower decoded something L said and it, of course, relates back to a movie. She’s being raised by screens.
Also sad and scary that her followers can understand her daughter better than she can.