Birds hair in Cheryl’s eye and mouth 💀
God I feel SO bad for her kids. This pic and a towel pic all within a couple hours. Make an onlyfans already and save this content for that!!! Legit nobody needed this photo, it looks like something you send your SO or someone in private, not for all your followers (although this isn’t for her usual followers, it’s just for men)
I hope the “fun days ahead” she’s referring to is another renovation for the bedroom now. Cuz girl, that wall in the back is leaning…
Oh yes, Step 2 take another pointless selfie in your shitty stretched out underwear sucking in for dear life.
Meanwhile she’s tucked everything and put her underwear in position. You can tell because her apron belly is hangng out other side. Oh and stretch marks are back loud and proud. Cool! No wonder everyone all around her is succeeding and she’s failing. This is all she’s got. She’s done!
What’s wrong with that back wall…falling over?
Lmao more crap everywhere in this room as well
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Step 1, take an absolutely unnecessary selfie in a towel showcasing messy bathroom ✅
Literally cannot even look at herself in the mirror. Always through the phone, with filters. It’s not everybody else that has a problem with her stretch marks, its her. Her and her alone.
The chest pains from those countertops. What a disaster! I’m sure her giant house has proper storage for all of that crap
She’s has multiple Vitamin C products sitting there but has the audacity to claim it’s the Caudalie miracle product. How the F could she possibly know what product is making a difference when she’s using this much shit.
Excuse you, she LIVES there! As she had to point out in the next post 🙄 that’s always her excuse for mess, how about because you live there you tidy up a little???
Ugh exactly!! Yeah, you live there, so clean up a bit you dirty hag. Pictures of fupa take precedence over a tidy home
Dirty hag took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Constantly body checking She’s toxic to all woman!
With that stupid look on her face. She’s mental.
Permanent smug cocky look on her face full of botox and fillers. But remember to love yourselves ladies ✌🏼
This whole string bikini at GWL was another episode featuring Birdie as the main character exhibiting her attention-seeking behaviour. Most mothers playing with their kids at a water park aren’t going to wear something that’s begging for a wardrobe malfunction moment! They choose something practical while they traverse the stairs on the way up the stairs to the top of the slide and that’s going to stay in place when they’re thrown into the water at the end. This woman’s mission is to make everyone watching her to focus on their own bodies instead of just living in the moment and having some fun.
Wait until she goes to the Bahamas that should be interesting 😂
The way that I want her phone searched at the airport 🤣 on her next 2 trips!
She’s full of shit. Couldn’t find a bathing suit that fit and could only wear boys board shorts! She acts as if she was 600lbs ffs.
She’s full of shit. Trying so hard to go viral re-telling the same old lies, with a filter and a face full of Botox and filler.
Her eyes always look so manic!
Unhinged stories full of lies.
If we don’t see it then it doesn’t really happen! She films everything!
She doesn’t understand that we can see that she doesn’t lift weights at all. She can’t lie her way into muscle. AND WHOLLY face filters.
Yet she’s constantly posting herself in bathing suits???
She said she’s learning how to wear them! WTF does that mean?
Everything is new to wide-eyed Bambi baby birdie 🤪
It’s like she’s trying to restart her entire story. She’s spent years claiming to be body confident, then now acts like this is brand new to her to “struggle” through 🙄
She’s trying so desperately to stay relevant. I hate how BLIND her followers are. Wake t f up people
Exactly!!! She has so many swimsuits, both one- and two-piece, that she regularly flaunts herself in!! She is delirious, delusional, the list goes on.
She’s so delusional, she forgot about SI
LOL
Impeccable work! She’s such a fraudster!
What a joke she is.
🤡
I can’t believe a publication actually approached her to talk about this. Whatever publication it is has definitely just lost any credibility they had (probably not much if this is what they’re interviewing about).
She didn’t create this trend fps.
I was like, what do I start with, the completely blurry edited face, or the stupid dumb ass goose interview. Eye rolling into the sunset
Like who the fuck interviews about a porch goose. Pathetic!!!
It’s literally not cute OR funny 🙄🙄
What a weird thing to say. I highly doubt people say ‘wow! You have the same hand gestures as MM!’ She is such a try hard!
Also that was the best quote she could think of?
When asked who you would play in a movie I think the answer is a character from a script, a book, a reboot. Not the actress you think you look like?! WTF.
She’s a storyteller alright, definitely not skilled though.
Imagine needing to dress like this at your teen daughter’s cheer competition. I hope the other moms treat her the way she deserves. She really has no class.
Whose body is this? She literally does not have this type of figure lol
I think her hands are holding the pants so the Juicy isn’t sagging. We all know she has a pancake ass!
Nope. She does not. This,is why she didn’t flaunt herself in a bikini in the water park. She’s a phony
“Okay. Now film me walking down the hall, desperate for attention, at a CHILDRENS WATERPARK AND HOTEL……”
This!!! What a fucking tool she is. This event is not about you birdshit… remember? It’s your daughter’s cheer comp! Get over yourself
Other influencer mom at the event probably why the idiot is over compensating. If you want to add some fun this is how you do it.
While filtering yourself into an hourglass size 2. How sad an existence.
Always going out of her way to get attention. She’s pathetic. I wonder if her ex shows up to these events. YIKES is right 😆
EXIF! Bahahahahaha! Love this for her!
Two days apart. She’s so sloppy with her nose and eye filters.
Omg lol
That ass is definitely not juicy…
Ebb and Flow this 🖕🏻I can’t stand her constant over use of buzz words and phrases she thinks make her look intelligent.
“Products” = filters
Lying McLiarson This is straight up fraudulent
She’s plugging a made in Canada face mask after hiding the fact she flew to NYC for a night.
Lmfao…a skin mask? That’s what she’s saying huh…😵😂
She’s disgusting.
A complete asshole - why wouldn’t she just say she gets Botox?! This is how woman hurt other woman.
She’s toxic AF.
I’m pretty sure this make up bit is a 🖕at her shadow Renee doing cool things and posting a 5 min make up routine + applying to the Sephora squad. Bird has done lots of 5min make up reels and pretended to be committed to one brand. She is just a sad of sadness and lies!
Ugh 😑 And whose face is that? It sure doesn’t match all of the photos of 🐦 💩 out there that people have taken that show her unfiltered, unedited face! What an ass! 🙄
This fuggin blurry-ass edited skin. Get the hell out of here. She edited her face so much her nose ring looks like a booger.
The pupils lol
She claims to have green eyes. I don’t think I have ever seen them green. They always look blue or even brown/grey.
IRL they look brown-grey, dull and bloodshot.
Bloodshot 😂
Or the ones she posted today. Short forehead, low eyebrows, now turned up button nose - her filled lips almost stick out as far as her nose does from her face. Such a fake!
Jfc. That is so filtered. No texture at all. Her face blends in with her neck. Everything has like smeared smooth edges.
Im not sure which are worse these filters or the ones 🔝 that give her Disney eyeballs.
Feels like it’s gotten more obvious than ever.
Lol the smooth filter is crazy. Like come on lady humans have skin texture
The biggest fake.
Wow!!! This filter is crazy lol
I am all for teaching children to respect and be kind to animals, but this is the saddest thing I’ve seen. This poor poor child has zero social skills and has to resort to making friends with the cat. I hate TBP beyond measure - shame on both of those lazy grifters. This baby deserves so much better
Every time she shares what is supposed to be a cute picture of L in scenarios like this it just makes me so sad. It looks like a captive situation or something. She is getting so big and starting to look like a child instead of a baby/toddler, but she still acts and is treated like the latter. I don’t understand how they are all ok with this 😔
I agree! It’s so sad! Poor kid deserves so much better! I still keep hoping she’ll go to Kindergarten in the fall.
More great feedback on her dumb ass bikini tying tutorial!!
This is for April Fools! 😂
Love this for her 😂
Lmfao. She’s literally such a loooooser
Sorry everyone no idea why my images are so gigantic, at least on desktop 😂 😂
As if she hasn’t done this before.
OMG! I love the receipts!
She’s so desperate for sexual attention.
I can’t believe this is the content she’s putting out.
One of the comments on her Olay post that only has 54 comments lol. Meanwhile her other posts have hundreds and hundreds 💀
Someone (no idea who) had to stand in her bathroom and film her in her bikini lathering up in this body wash. What a sad life for this person.
Made in the USA and toxic! Wonderful, I’ll run right out and buy it 🙄
The clown ass loser apparently has a busy day ahead today. Can’t wait to see what is a busy day is Sarahalalaland.
Her “busy” day is a big as her “big” announcement the other night……about the chicken……
That’s her word of the month. She’s got nothing.
Sooooooo…what was the busy day?
Who knows, she’s keepjng it a secret so people will message her and ask. Probably has to come up with a lie.
She’s really putting off those desperation vibes lately. She knows her time is coming to an end. You can see it in her crazy eyes and desperate posts for engagement. How embarrassing.
Her besties who were all dressed up at an event last night are quiet too…must be a new Shine strategy…be vague, be mysterious, post less so people don’t think your a desperate attention whore. So stupid.
I don’t think they are part of the shine cult, are they?
Not sure! Hoping someone will share so i don’t have to watch her stupid stories lol. I see another chick has hatched, so probably nothing at all 😴