RELIGIOUS groups, specifically

They can’t keep their noses and superstition out of the lives of others

Indeed

It’s an horrific prospect

It’s not you

I’m hoping that his big mac addiction means under four years, but I’m probably not that lucky

The same fuckers who own a good chunk of the US media (despite the stereotypes regarding who is holding the wheel) and were complicit in 9/11

Hmmm…

Elmo will obviously be OK with this, as will the rest of 'Murica, because corruption and apathy reign supreme.

There are yanks who care, but they’re a vanishingly small minority

Trump is too busy eating crayons to think about much else

He’s just excited about the thought of hurting the environment. He doesn’t know what the environment is, but he knows that the people he is afraid of care about it

I’m not engaging any further.

Can’t set foot on public roads etc…?

Damn, this is possibly the most beautifully presented reason for libertarians to be mocked

It would literally mean that they would have to live alone, apart from people coming to them, oh but wait, their land is still within the borders of a country unless they are on some unclaimed island somewhere, meaning that they are always going to have to deal with other people, the local authorities (because if they want to clear fell all the trees etc. in violation of local laws, then they can bet their childish arse it should be stepped on

And they’re free to die from an infected cut or something, because the medical treatment they would receive has been built by generations of people who aren’t “rUgGeD iNdIvIdUaLs”

“free”…

This is the thinking of a child who doesn’t understand that they only eat because their parents aren’t as stupid as they are.

Good!

That’s not unpopular with intelligent people who understand that we live in societies, and that involves working together

Anyone who thinks they are some rugged individual doing everything on their own has the mindset of an idiot child

The old joke about libertarians being housecats is absolutely accurate

Being vacuous

Ie. celebrity worship, a disregard for politics etc.

It’s not a snobbery thing, but I can’t find someone attractive unless I’m into their mind

Compatibility leads to attraction for me

America is a broken country

The worst thing though is that you spread your poison to the rest of the world too

There are cunts in many countries salivating at the opportunity to be cruel, and (wrongly) the world still looks at the US as an example

Decent people see it as a warning

The US is a broken country

The worst thing though is that your poison is infecting other countries

He has to wash all fifteen of them thoroughly

However low you can possibly imagine stupid people going, they’ll disappoint you

And Trump is their king…

It definitely is,

And I send it only to my woman

Senile

He’s fucking ga-ga

Not a pick-up line as such, and I don’t advise anyone doing this under most circumstances

I sent her a dick pic

It wasn’t an opener, we’d been chatting, and she asked for it

We already had a spark, and were flirting for a while

I stress, this was solicited, and I even sent her a link to a picture, rather than dropping it in her DMs, so she could still control whether or not she saw it

Anyhoo, it worked

We’re engaged now

I’m in.

Complicated, sure

But really, how much worse could it get?

He definitely wants to make himself an emperor, and with that comes real danger,

Including those who are lucky enough to live in civilised countries outside the US

'Murica exports wars, both cultural and military, to the detriment of us all