In a fair fight it will win!
Vets learning how to fight dirty
Gotta sneak up and sucker punch em from behind
I feel like they should have specified:
Use drugs (on the cat)
Either will work.
The more drugs I consume, the less I worry about performing medical procedures on the cat, so problem solved! Now where’d I leave the ketamine?
They said what they meant.
Cats know better than to fuck with a meth head
Me, high as shit: Man idk the cat still looks angry…
My mind when reading “The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails. It has no code of ethics or consideration for its own future”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQPzLy5X04
It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with, it doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead
Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
hits bong
Cat hits smaller catnip-filled bong
That seemed to work
IN A FAIR FIGHT, A CAT WILL WIN
Fight dirty; punch the cat below the belt.
The cat is one step ahead, for they have no belt to punch below.
Then where’s the Galaxy?
Get high and headbutt your cat.
You are on your way to vegetarian of the year
I love it when cats headbutt back (seemingly) way too hard, it’s really expressive.
Not a “textbook”. Clearly printed PowerPoint slides.
The same advice also works on children.
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One of my childhood buddy once told me his dad killed their dog like that for biting his sister and other people for 1 or 2 time .
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Wow, you’re a real cunt huh? Your post history is utter garbage.
You should kill yourself.
You are the least inspired bot on this platform, fella
Nah i could fuck a cat up easy
Things you don’t want to hear a vet tech say for $300
Right?
Cats aren’t a huge threat. They are vicious but tiny. Long sleeves and gloves and the cat is done for.
Better put your Carhartt on because those little razor paws could catch a wrist and end you with one good swipe.
Rose pruning gloves did nothing against Alex… evil little orange bastard.
This is why I have a little bottle of gabapentin in the fridge. I’m fine with the scars of playful nips and accidental scratches but sometimes a gentle manicure is needed or it’s necessary to get her into the carrier and go to the vet. And just in case she’s ever injured, I could ease the pain before taking her in and she wouldn’t struggle and maybe injure herself more. Because pain doesn’t stop a cat, they just fight harder.
We do this too. :) My maine coon has garnered a reputation at the vet. 🥲 I actually end up helping the vet since he won’t bite me as hard.
We’re lucky that vets around here don’t bite at all.
In a fair fight it will win.
That is a chunk of wisdom right there. Applicable well beyond mere cats. This whole post could apply to politics.
Fair fights are for sports.
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I mean yeah probably best not to pick a flight with one of the most efficient predators in the world lol
