If you charged the kids $0.75 each time they said it, it would be a quieter trip.
Mostly made of meat.
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Spotify and Major Music Labels Sue Anna’s Archive for $13 TrillionEnglish
8·3 days agoYou can’t sue people for something they haven’t done yet. Presumably if and when the actual music files are released the damages will go up proportionally - probably to something like $(volume of the universe / Planck distance^3)
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United Kingdom@feddit.uk•JPMorgan should ‘threaten’ UK over banker tax, Mandelson told Jeffrey EpsteinEnglish
5·5 days agoJust in case anyone on earth had the slightest idea that Mandy wasn’t a complete wanker.
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News@lemmy.world•Minnesota citizens detained by ICE are left rattled, even weeks later
11·5 days agoThat’s the main purpose.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Malicious VS Code AI Extensions Harvesting Code from 1.5M DevsEnglish
191·5 days agoHa ha. Good luck getting anything useful out of the dog shit code I write.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•"Between raising two young boys and putting in long hours at a marketing job, Kevin Caldwell can almost never find the time to make dinner. So he and his husband spend about $700 a week to order in"English
15·5 days agoCooking is great if you have the time. It’s a good way to relieve stress, and it’s cheaper and better in every way than bought in food.
The modern economy is designed to keep everyone working long hours and exhausted, so not many ordinary people have the time.
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United Kingdom@feddit.uk•‘You’d be ashamed to bring someone here’: The struggling billionaire-owned high street that shows Reform’s road to No 10English
13·8 days agoAs always, the problem is billionaires, the blame lands on immigrants.
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World News@lemmy.world•Universal basic income needed to cushion blow from AI job losses, says UK ministerEnglish
9·8 days agoI can’t see the gammons being happy with that. The indignant mooing when the local council went to a 4 day week was deafening.
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United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Number of US-style pickup trucks on UK roads up 92% in a decade, data showsEnglish
11·11 days agoEmotional support vehicles.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World CupEnglish
18·11 days agoI had a sepp blatter once, but I got some antibiotics which sorted it out.
I didn’t remember Chuck Norris until I saw this, and I was happier for it.
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News@lemmy.world•Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes asks Trump for early release from prison
44·16 days agoDepends if she’s got enough money left to bribe him with.
Pah, reinventing the wheel. What’s wrong with the age checking they used in Leisure Suit Larry?
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World News@lemmy.world•Russia welcomes Trump's tariffs on NATO allies over Greenland as 'collapse' of allianceEnglish
81·19 days agoTrump: Russia’s useful idiot.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They removed the like button. What next, they gonna remove videos? It’s just gonna be ads???
19·20 days agoThere’s nothing more erous about nuclear then it being used by op.

















Pretty simplistic. There is a whole system put in place by billionaires and their cronies in order to keep the plebs divided and fighting amongst themselves to distract from the general excesses and depravity of their lifestyle.