“Cut off their nose to spite their face.”

But you’re still gonna be rock hard. 😏

Just want to point out that coke in most countries outside the US use cane sugar, and not HFCS. Places here import Mexican Coke specifically because enough people want the “real sugar” version.

I like it dark and I like it cold. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I haven’t even heard of Feastables or Lunchly until this meme.

I, for one, welcome this move.

I have been using iVcam.

I’m sure if given the same success as Facebook, we would have just been talking shit about Tom’s removal of fact checking on MySpace.

It’s been a long road, getting from there to here.

1 pixel of the traffic light is in a box. Does the box contain a traffic light or not? 😭

Make a lube that rips off the WD-40 visuals but it’s called Wet Dick.

“I find the defendant guilty on all charges and sentence them to be eaten by a plant from outer space.”

Second worst part of my job is taking out the garbage in the back by the sinks. Not only is it heavy, it gets filled with oil and water from the sinks along with all the food garbage that it’s meant for.

The worst part is cleaning behind the friers and shit. I do not know how so many fucking chicken nuggets and oil can end up back there after just 3 days. Or why I am the only janitor cleaning back there.

DAE rotate between The One Meal and I Am a Grazing Gazelle? Some days I just have the one big meal and nothing else; other days I just eat crackers and fruit and cheese all day.

Better bullets.

The armor soldiers wear is only gonna stop so much. Smaller/slower bullets, especially hollow points. Bigger, faster, solid core/jacketed rounds are meant to penetrate armor, and you’re only going to have so much protection vs how much weight you can carry.

I don’t really do drugs; I smoke weed that’s it. Only other things I’ve even tried were mushrooms (and I didn’t like them). But if I knew for a fact that I was going to die or stop existing a month from now I would be out trying everything. Cocaine, meth, heroin, crack, really try and get ayahuasca, PCP; everything. Don’t care what it does to me or if I get addicted because I ain’t gonna be around that long anyway; might as well fucking party. I don’t have anyone in my life to make arrangements with or leave anything to (not that I have much to leave to anyone anyway).

242 dicks

In a row?!

I imagine that people have fucked around to find out how to game the system and know more or less exactly how the thing actually works. People do it everywhere else. Shit, dudes on YouTube like The Spiffing Brit make entire videos about how the system works and how you can exploit it.

If there was a baking side thing in Disco, the dead dude would never even get removed from the tree unless he could be used as an ingredient.