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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

The man can't help himself

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The man can't help himself

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    Maybe he didn’t pee.

    Maybe he pood.

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      I’d be impressed if he managed to poop off the deck while his feet were facing out. I’d need a diagram to understand it.

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        No dagram needed, poop it out until its clinging on for dear life and just about to fall, then a little hip thrust will send it forward into the abyss.

        Takes a little practice.

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        Well you see, it’s an elaborate system of pulleys and levers, sort of like a Rube Goldberg machine…

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        People seem to forget the agility of the shower poop man.

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      Footprints the wrong way

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        That’s assuming he didn’t poo onto the porch and then toss it. ;)

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          Seems like that would had left an even more telling track in the snow.

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