You mean I have to abstain for the other 3 weeks?
No, keep going. Then you’ll have negative cancer. Doctors call it anti-cancer.
So you’re saying it stacks? Dang!
A capricorn?
Sigh.
**unzips**
~Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!~
So sorry about your hand cancer.
In the right hand?
Never use the wrong hand
But it feels like someone else is doing it…
No, with the left so it feels like someone else is doing it.
And only after sitting on it for awhile, so your hand goes numb.
How many times to avoid cancer completely?
However many is fatal.
42 times a day if I recall correctly
Edit: remembered correctly
he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics
I too am impartial to the texture physics of women I date.
I prefer rough, approximately 80grit women
One would hope only on the exterior, because otherwise… Ouch.
The ol’ sandpaper fleshlight
CAMI or FEPA? (tiny difference, I know).
I’m European, so FEPA probably though I don’t really know
How did they count though…
“regardless of texture physics…” If I had been drinking milk when I read that, it would definitely have come out my nose!
It’s probably asymptotic.
Exactly 21 times or <21 or >21? Asking for a friend.
Summary of studies for anyone interested.
So the correlation is strongest for ejaculations whilst young - the more you nut when young, the less cancer you get when older (although the correlation is still there later in life).
So, boys, crank 'em out. Crank 'em out as much as you can.
Rookie numbers
fucking apples to death is the next hit single off my upcumming album, blasting off with ejaculation jack
Guess I’m gonna die of cancer.
Thank you Porn
I’m doing my part!
I choose to believe that you’re getting 1 guy a day to 21 every day of the month.
Am I the only one who jacks off to sleep?
Fyi, you spelt sheep wrong
I didn’t attend a Trump rally, I’m all good.
No, I used to be in that phase but things change
Yes that’s pretty unique.
Damn, I just cum and pass out if it’s just me. Partner gets after care, I get "zzz"s.
Check.
Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand???
What’s a vampire hand?
I guess the man’s hair makes her fingers look more pointy. If you’re eternal and out to drink blood, you’ve got pointy fingers y’know.
