Rose Thorne(She/Her)

Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned‽

EDIT: I have no defense for why my phone decided I meant “unmounted”. I merely ask Dagoth Ur his forgiveness for my transgressions.

And Vivec for some of those sweet, sweet hormones.

I want a man who can put me in a death roll.

Who up strokin’ their mole?

I reject your timeline, and substitute my own! Fuck you, project manager!

“So, when did you first notice this feeling, this emptiness?”

“Well, I was on my first adventure, had the party all together. We’d been on the road for a year when it happened…”

“It?”

“Well, the Paladin and the Warlock were arguing again… I stepped away because I don’t like conflicts like that. The Cleric was standing up with the Paladin, the Rogue was getting ready to just slit all their throats, and then this… This voice from the sky said ‘Rocks fall, everyone arguing dies’. I was the only one left…”

“Ah, yes, well, the basic Adventurers Guild insurance package doesn’t cover Acts of the Elder God, Gee-Em. They get really angry when we try to fix things they did…”

I’m okay with this.

They’re fun and all, but fuck having to wait an hour just to get out of the parking lot of my job because the main road is completely shut down, and another hour because of all the fucking traffic that got held up.

Living in a small town has absolutely killed all joy parades used to bring.

That is so goddamn industry dependant, it almost hurts.

Right now is exactly when we want people taking time off. It’s slow as fuck, we can mainly get by with smaller teams if we’re caught up on production. Get the fuck off the clock for a week or two, that shit don’t roll over, you’re not getting it paid out, and you’re definitely not getting time off once summer ends.

Hard to believe its been two years, yet in ways it has felt like longer. Feels like a lot of shit has happened in just that short span of time in this little corner of the internet.

LOST.

I have had so many fucking people recommend I sit down and watch it. I’ve tried. I simply cannot get into it, and at this point, I’m halfway convinced that what people actually enjoyed was the sense of community around the show.

Aw hell no, that just means Pyramid Head just finished up. I ain’t stickin’ around and getting a Great Knife dropped through me.

That explains the toy broomsticks, actually…

Flesh on the Wall - Naked Prey

Is there at least another stop nearby?

That’s always extra shitty, though. There are some people who rely on public transport. That should be a priority to have up and running.

“It’ll only take until the heat death of the universe for us to actually finish.”

Congrats to the instance for standing strong for two years, and to many more! It’s really cool to see you doing something extra to include the community in celebration.

“Remember, kids, Sonic Sez paying your taxes is NO GOOD!”

Okay, then make it as catchy as Love Shack, you stupid bird.

The rare times I come home with SubWay, my cats go fucking nuts trying to eat the wrapper.

Big Sandwich is hiding something from us, besides our $5 Footlongs.

Anyone who disagrees may go experience BIJ!

And where do they do it most? In your chair, man!