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Generally with the much shorter “Sorry. Depressed currently.”
“Sorry. Depressed
currentlypermanently.”FTFY
We’re sorry, the person you are trying to reach is currently staring blankly at the ceiling. Please leave a message after the tone.
no tone plays
I usually just gesture at everything and they get it.
…they get it.
If only.
I’d fart
You have friends that know you and your struggles.
sorry, busy
Just say that. I feel like most people will be like, “Dude, mood.”