Perfect title - heard it in my head while looking at the pic.

Figured out your router, eh? Cool. I’m sure you’ll be making fancy dining room furniture in no time!

Caffeine just keeps you conscious. You wanna be awake, then you want Adderall.

Well, I mean… who hasn’t jerked off to a badass like Ripley?

After Synchronicity was released, I knew Stewart had to have some issues when I heard his song “Mother.”

You’re never a loser if you never admit you’re wrong - no matter how high the evidence piles up just keep faking it 'till you make it, or until it doesn’t matter anymore.

“blinkers” = “blinders”’ I presume?

It’s a torrent, so good luck getting it killed.

Apparently, it’s all Intel’s fault - the last post prior to yours was two years ago: “Intel Exiting the PC Business as it Stops Investment in the Intel NUC.”

Already under way at the Kennedy Center.

WtF still has any “trust in our current failing system” anymore?!?

“I need the dough for my hearing aid.”

Guessing this is a few years old as it is mostly centered around COVID, although the general principles should be adaptable to many situations.

a.k.a. “Local yokels.”

Just don’t hand him a mouse (at least not without a demonstration of how to use it).

Smells strongly of retrofitted justification BS to me.

Well, except those laws that give him what he wants - like the stacked Supreme Court saying virtually anything he does in office automatically comes with blanket immunity from prosecution.

Yet people keep falling for it as history repeats itself. Humans will never learn & they will inevitably destroy themselves.

Haven’t read the article, in part because of the site’s notorious lack of reliability. That said, I find the timing to be rather suspect as Trump & Musk are trying so hard to convince the gullible public of supposed “massive amounts of corruption” throughout the government. The fact it’s become obvious how quickly Trump got the FBI to fall in line to back whatever he wants has completely destroyed what little credibility they had left already.

I just wanna hear OP’s nephew actually say “Uncle Smokey Dope!” I bet it comes out sounding hilarious from a two year old.