So you’re saying I’ll be much taller if I just become an astronaut? I’m moving to the moon, baby!

When he inevitably outlaws saying anything bad about him, I’m gonna use this as my stand-in codename for him: “Dick Traitor couldn’t shit this morning, so later it all came out his mouth on TV.”

Last I knew, two cis men can’t have a child together - unless you count the DeVito film “Junior.”

Imma guess you’ve no idea who Patton Oswalt is. It was a joke.

Missing several things like liberals, fed policy makers, media editing bias, etc.

Patton & Danny had a baby? How did I miss that news?!?

Yeah, give a date you’ll remember that isn’t related to anything personal to you and yours. Something like April Fools, May the Fourth be with you, etc.

First shot had me thinking private prayer space, but i dunno about the rest.

They have medications for that “perpetual burning” feeling, ya know.

Hard to see the hilarity when they’re causing so much damage.

He’s being used as a martyr, so yes he is.

“Homer” reminds me of Dan Akroyd, while “Bart” makes me think of a cross between Patton Oswalt and Danny DeVito.

Thanks for the support. On the plus side, this has actually turned into a rather productive exercise in outing quite the number of assholes to block. 🤷

What if he’d been arrested for multiple counts? Would there have been an equivalent number showing up (gangbang-style), or would the one Count perform them all?

Came to say something similar. Now, can we speed things up & get to the part where they’ve all been trampled upon by their own short-sightedness? “I’m getting to old for this shit.”

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I just wanna know where I can get that balloon, or whatever it is. That thing is fantastic!

“Today in No Shit news…”

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Because it’s working out so well across the pond.