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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    Jokes on you, I don’t have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

    • JigglySackles@lemmy.world
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      …presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress

  • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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    Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

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    I’m happily married, so my wife is real. I’m not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There’s not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it’s not really like I’d be able to pursue her since I’m married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.

    If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don’t then there’s no way. The chances of being turned into something that’s not human are too high. Like what if the “true waifu of my heart” is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That’s sort of terrifying.

    Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let’s assume my waifu is a human person. Let’s assume it’s a woman. I’m open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don’t really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.

  • casual say_gex_enjoyer@lemmy.world
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    I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something’s going in my ass

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    No I would not

  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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    Either way I’m getting fucked hard

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    Where’s that comic about “suddenly, you become your fursona” and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That’s extremely relevant here

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    OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

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  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
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    I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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      I’m a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I’m so sorry that happened to you

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        That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.

        It helped me get a real live wife.

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          No, that you’re a 38 year old man

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            As a 40 year old man, this was very funny

        • seralth@lemmy.world
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          Is your wife not your waifu? Does your wife know you arnt actually married?

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      So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.

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      Genius!

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    the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

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    The small print here is that if you become your waifu it’s just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

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      It’s a yes or no question bud

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      fuck you

      • MTK@lemmy.world
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        If I pressed the button you would

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    Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can’t lose!

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    If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

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      That was my first thought!

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      If not, then the premise should really be: “your Waifu becomes real, but there’s a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu”.

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      Worth it.

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