- cross-posted to:
- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- cross-posted to:
- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Jokes on you, I don’t have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.
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Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.
I’m happily married, so my wife is real. I’m not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There’s not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it’s not really like I’d be able to pursue her since I’m married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.
If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don’t then there’s no way. The chances of being turned into something that’s not human are too high. Like what if the “true waifu of my heart” is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That’s sort of terrifying.
Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let’s assume my waifu is a human person. Let’s assume it’s a woman. I’m open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don’t really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.
I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something’s going in my ass
No I would not
Either way I’m getting fucked hard
Where’s that comic about “suddenly, you become your fursona” and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That’s extremely relevant here
OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?
I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.
I’m a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife
I’m so sorry that happened to you
That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.
It helped me get a real live wife.
No, that you’re a 38 year old man
As a 40 year old man, this was very funny
Is your wife not your waifu? Does your wife know you arnt actually married?
So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.
Genius!
the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance
The small print here is that if you become your waifu it’s just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.
It’s a yes or no question bud
fuck you
If I pressed the button you would
Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can’t lose!
If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?
That was my first thought!
If not, then the premise should really be: “your Waifu becomes real, but there’s a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu”.
Worth it.