Can confirm, my penis doesn’t fit a single box of junior mints, that’s less than three.

Here in Europe, I often see women using the men’s restroom wherever the ladies seems to get very long queues, happens in truck stops, stadiums, etc.

Yes it needs a different phrasing, something like “everything I say becomes truth”.

Yeah I love a good full English but this ain’t it…

It’s just way overcooked, it’s actually pretty well executed in the sense they’re not actually breaking anything in a technical sense, colours are tasteful etc but it’s definitely been pushed right next to that limit.

This is great news tbh

So like a Macron. Not great, but definitely an improvement.

Yes, bit wary of these current trends that try to paint Europe as this holier than thou place where everyone only thinks about the polar bears and UBI, when the truth is we have plenty of capitalist sharks in our ranks that would be happy burning it all down for the next quarterly results.

Yes, my 4yo will point it out excitedly every time he sees a train.

After cutting it out completely for a while I started lurking Reddit again because honestly while I love Lemmy for general discussion/politics/memes it just doesn’t have anything related to my more niche interests. I do however refrain from ever posting/commenting there because fuck giving them any more data from me or helping drive their engagement metrics.

On the internet, no one knows you’re a cat.

Doesn’t that just mean French bread?

Didn’t spot the chronicles of amber by Roger Zelazny in the thread, so that’s my recommendation if you want a long one!

EDIT: seems somehow no one actually recommended the Foundation/Robots series by Isaac Asimov, that’s the base…

Easily solved with a small white outline indeed.

DoP/producer here, hit me up when you want to make this or another one of your ideas.

Almost 40 eh? I’m right behind you buddy…

What if you’re upside down?

Honestly I’m kinda thinking the chick came up with the idea.

Sometimes?

Where do they sell Nutella in bottles??