With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.
“As a language model, I’m unable to produce a badass quote.”
Here we go! ( Mario voice)
Something to do with precious bodily fluids
Purity of blessed fluids
Do you have clean underwear on, punk? Your momma warned you about today.
(I’m not very good at this)
This is so insane when you think about it.
You’re in hospital, and your mom is really worrying about your dirty underwear?She’s not. She’s just using that argument to not speak the truth: That it’s disgusting to not keep yourself clean and she’s ashamed of your (probably) poop stained underwear.
Teenagers truly can be disgusting. It’s hard to tell them though. Even harder is, when this applies to grown ups.
Growing up means to realise that even the hurtful thing’s people said to you, where probably just said because they care for you. (Not everyone cares obviously) Parents live their first life too.
LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!
“Pull my finger, Bitch. I dare you.”
It would be feeble but something like “It’s time to fix this mistakes!”.
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Death is light as a feather
Duty heavy as a mountain
Alright Lan
Honestly I think this one is a winner.
Today me. Tomorrow you.
Sounds vaguely like a threat to blow them up…
It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
I wasn’t expecting to be sad in this thread but there it is. “I am the very model of a scientist Salarian…”
With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!
My only regret, is that I had Boneitis
Nice one.
Okay I love you bye bye
