Lemmings fear and respect the owl.

I don’t remember specifics well enough but I was under age at the time, and I’m guessing if it was on the menu it was boozey.

Can confirm, Quarks is fun!

The Quarks Bar that was in the Las Vegas Hilton (back when the ST Experience was first running) ranks pretty high on my list “most fun things I’ve done in Vegas.” I growled at a Klingon, drank a prune juice, and got a replica 1701-D commissioning plate. 10/10: Highly recommend (if you have a time machine).

That’s a #7 from Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It

Classic BOGF sale.

At this point I’m referring to all Lemmy meme storms as beans.

Not poopin’? That’s a bean.
Moths? That’s a bean.
Beans? Oh you better believe that’s a bean.

Many years ago when we finally sunset out first generation servers, we took them out to a gun range and let the support department have the first shots.

You could take a stab at figuring out what happened to Amalia Earhart, who DB Cooper was, or why Big Foot doesn’t eat at Burger King (but loves Dairy Queen). The big questions of our time.

Years ago I used to sign up for free samples of things (found on a freebees sub) using the name Freema Balczak, because then I’d know if one of them sold my info… but mostly for shits and giggles.

If Tim Russ is back for the sequel and they put his character in Vulcan ears, I’ll be able to die happy.

This reminded my of one of my favorite gags from Scrubs

Stop to appreciate that George Kirk managed that Selleckian masterpiece while the Federation had a ban on genetic engineering.

In 1975 Barry Manilow wrote the songs that made the whole world sing, the songs of love and special things.

I used to stare at that screensaver for so long as a teenager. And I wasn’t stoned.

What is the night before a due date for if not starting the project?

Anybody got a sexy mnemonic that includes subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder, etc? Or, more to the point, what taxonomic system gets us to the orgy the fastest?

I want to introduce Node 4-7 to Ned the nanite from MST3k. He doesn’t go to the john without a service order.

Once upon a time there were two types of Dairy Queens. Some were just ice cream, but the ones called “Dairy Queen Braizer” sold hot food too. Eventually they all sold hot food.

Let’s be real, those helmets were designed to frame George Kirk’s glorious mustache.

Spicy food never had an effect on my stomach until one day in my late 30’s. Now there’s a fuzzy threshold where I’m OK, but there’s a limit. A whole serving of my favorite bulgogi is always too much.