She’s Sarahsplaining how frugal she is with L’s party planning. So many words so little substance as per usual. Who the F gets nervous about throwing a kids birthday party? She’s saying she’s nervous about how the party is going to come together. L got to watch TV for her calendar birthday treat so I can’t imagine she has big expectations for her lazy ass mother (if 4 year olds have expectations 🙂). What miss shallow is nervous about is if her influencer friend guests will praise her. She says such stupid crap. She has no confidence what so ever. She has to prove she’s not spending on her kids party cuz she wants people to like her but she keeps lying about her appearance and lives a purely wasteful lifestyle. Spend the money on L - who cares?!

NB got invited to Sarah 40th BDay trip to Disney, Sarah is the gift. Sarah does the least for everyone. She does the bdays for L but I’m sure that’s mostly for content!

Shush an idiot - she 100% has talked about building her calendar and planning her big life many times. This isn’t new for her. People who tell little lies - tell big lies!

She was hanging out with a writer instead, always prioritizing herself. It was the woman who wrote the Christmas movie Lindsey Lohan was in. It makes me feel sick that she’s digging her way into sweet little movies that make us smile. She’s such a jerk.

She getting lean again and the influencers getting ahead of her are tic tok based (not sure what the ban will mean for influencers) - her ego is getting even bigger - she brags now!

All these influencers not posting because of the horrible fires in LA is interesting. They aren’t posting because they know sharing their content (it should be called emptiness) is garbage with something so heart breaking happening. But….its always been garbage, anyone that adds value into the world hasn’t gone dark for the past few days. Nurses are still showing up, teachers, fire fighters, public officials, construction workers, news outlets, cooks, clothing stores….this list could go on & on, you get it…we are still doing our jobs because they add something into our communities. Sarah - just empty, blank.

I will always maintain that her entire family breath a sigh of relief when she goes to the airport!

Imagine a naked photo shoot (just assuming cuz that’s her thing) being so important that she needed to travel and risk any delay that would keep you from your 4 year olds birthday.

I’m sure super Sarah gets her own private school tour and registration 🙄.

You guessed correctly! No surprise - her selfishness and stupidity are that predictable!

Did bird shit leave Shine?

Influencers are so stupid weird. Today our leading influencer is jumping on the bandwagon of decluttering and talking about how overwhelming it is. I guess if talking about wellness or weight loss is now taboo they have to make something up?! But they are all posting about it, like it’s on some kind of list.

Mrs authenticity - we have never seen this face before. Her filters and edits on instagram are major. I hope she gets a real life at 40 and leaves the rest of the world alone - she is so problematic.

It is very clear the she set a goal to be thin at 40. I don’t care if it’s weight loss drugs or starving herself or a healthy plan. She is a fraud to not talk about wanting to be thin. She just influenced multiple generations of woman feel that weight and anything goes living is the best choice. She’s evil.

She is a bratty child living in a woman’s body’s. the way she’s been alluding to some big sadness for engagement is so gross.

The photo with B where she’s keeping her hands on her waist it is so obvious she cares way more about how small she looks that anything about her son. EVERYTHING is all about Sarah. She is disgusting.

I wonder if her newest bff who she’s taking in for the holidays (because divorce is the other side of Sarah’s personality) knows that while Sarah loves to talk about life after divorce will NOT speak up in support of the 2SLGBTQ+ community because she only likes comments that tell her she’s hot.

This pairing is very odd to me and the wrong choice for Krystian who is trying hard to build a friendship with her ex so that her children feel safe. Sarah use to cry and allude to her ex being a horrible person at drop offs. How do wise and good people not see how void of character Sarah is.

And her most recent reel - F, I hate her rising from the ashes BS. Can influencers please be out in 2025!

Everything Sarah does is the least, the minimum…no one else is worth any effort. No, it doesn’t really matter what is served at a dinner with friends, but to slap one square of lasagna on a plate says I’m so important, your not, so hers my famous slop. All those people and just one piece each with no bread, or salad looks like skinny mom food rationing from the 90s - no seconds allowed. This whole meal is just seems like some strange scene from a movie.

And, how did I know something stupid like this was coming. 🙄 Compared to moms I know she is always in wind down mode - I’ve never seem someone sit around as much as her, well I guess there are her other influencer besties.

Do you think anyone actually asked if she was okay?!

She thinks she’s the gift…if she accepts an invitation they are the lucky ones to be in her presence. The amount of time she spends sitting on her lazy ass as a grown woman is very uninspiring.

And then the school sent them back home 😂 after she spent days looking for them. I love when influencers show us wasting their days shopping, hair and nails and then complain about being too busy.