- cross-posted to:
- anythingbutmetric@discuss.tchncs.de
- cross-posted to:
- anythingbutmetric@discuss.tchncs.de
Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.
I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin’ washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.
You can literally see his beer belly, what are you on about.
Carlos is a master of deception!
Lmao. Fair enough xD
But how many bananas tall is Carlos?
Looks about two and hald freedom eagles tall
Which one is which?
Carlos
Those are some nice slip-ons
Shhh… it’s not 9/11.
Carlos can melt steel beams.
And my heart.
And my axe!
If your axe melts, maybe you’re using the wrong metal
And my dick!
Edit: Bow! I meant bow, I swear!
God, the way my laugh echoed in this house.
I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale … who knows … Carlos could be a dwarf … or a ten foot giant.
Or a giant dwarf!
Or a dorf giant!
Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !
…his name is Carlos.
Anything but metric
Never seen this applied to South America before. Pretty sure they’d be just as pissed off if you called them Americans as Canadians are if you call them Americans, even if America is in their continents name.
Shit.
That was (unintentionally) very rude of me. Sorry South America.
That ain’t nothin on Great A’Tuin
Of course you don’t get giant turtles that small
Ssh, you’ll give the flat-earthers ideas!
Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?
Given that South America has a greater native genetic pool but still mixed genealogy, International Standard would be adept.
I’m not good with car sizes, how many Dr Pepper is that ?
It’s the size of a small boulder.
This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.
Thank you!
So why did it say Carlos? Just to make a joke on ‘car’?
Racism.
Hmmm
Take concept of e.g. “Edda van Heemstra Hepburn-Ruston” -> Audrey Hepburn…
Add “stereotyping”…
¡Hola Carlos!
Turtle pope is real
Behold, dog!