Ooooh sorry weathering revolutions isn’t part of our Fascism ‘25 package - that was extra :-/

Would you be interested in our selection of neck guards?

True!!

OK now they can try climate change (dangit indoor skiing etc. nvm but still that’s not as fun so they take the L)

You’re in LUCK! 🍀 🍀 🤩

Wrongthinkers ain’t gonna be protesting much longer

x squeeze me rudeeee :)

Thanks for the reply.

The guy in question

Mahmoud Khalil, had to check. Where’d you read the “kill everyone”? Here’s my glance @ Wiki:

That makes him sound limpdick af, so wanna read where you see your news (not facetious)

(I thought uhoh, meant to come back and edit and say “wait that should probably be treated as rhetorical!“)

heh thankful that particular crap’s past!

“Please return this horrible criminal, who I never want to have in America again, because the court is ordering me to ask you against my will, and keep in mind that if you say no then I won’t force you to do anything and in fact I’ll like you better,”

💯000

Yeah it wouldn’t need to be said at all really, the AP headline (ok, article) on the court decision would be sufficient, but

lack of subtlety

Cheers for the double dose of insight

No way

How horrible was that

Hate the player not the game?

lol Rolex hope he made enough to justify that (potentially) gaudy absurdity

Fantastic

What’s your instance, is reddthat federated with hexbear?

You didn’t complain about pedophilia so hopefully you’re at least defederated from that segment…

Hey have you been screenshotting all that holocaust denier kinda lunacy (assuming like “[let’s literally] kill Jewish people [for fun, meet at the synagogue]” and not “arrest BN for war crimes”)? I’m bouta report ‘em soon as I see that BS - ppl should hang for genocide but obviously Jews are neutral at worst and awesome at best. (Reminds me I wanna watch Larry David, one of the planet’s funniest and happens to be Jewish… ppl might post his gifs here btw so it’s not entirely a jerk-off-Hitler platform)

PS: sorry you’ve read calls to violence against innocent people

You and I are the only US citizens. Those people faked their documents. They can prove it if El Salvador is willing to un-deport them.

Why would anyone wealthy conduct a transaction traceable to them in this instance?

They can’t hire somebody to hire somebody to hire somebody to put on a mask and go hire a rando and survey the rando until the job is done and take 90-99% of the profits?

Rando guaranteed to be arrested and will come 100% clean:

“It was a MALE! In a black mask! I even know their height!! Give me an audio lineup at the precinct, it’s one of 150 million I know it!”

“…they drove a late 90s Toyota Camry!”

(no money under the mattress could explain it a bit)

Birth-2024: fuck guns (outside a skeet shoot range)

2025: fuck how much sense you’re making

I hate it. Zero desire to be the owner of something that can get me sent to jail so easily. Ridiculous how calculuses are changing.

It’s not that I can imagine using a weapon against any living being but I can imagine headlines that may scare me even more without access to something defensive

Off to not buy anything, wish me luck

Damnit

Thank you very kindly

Then we need to at least empower that district court to decide what constitutes a successful facilitation? For instance, if we don’t threaten tariffs unless we get the man back, apparently we didn’t even try.

For anyone who would prefer the original link, here’s the direct link to Twit——

just kidding

Thanks

But really, who wouldn’t? They’re not our kids! Well, nearly 100% of them aren’t. Little Johnny will forgive papa for it one day right?

Ooooh the street lights are table supports?!

Wonderful