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  • parodytoComic Strips@lemmy.worldNo bad breeds, only bad owners
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    20 hours ago

    Do any of them meet the classic stereotype when it comes to like licking infants’ faces n stuff? No offense to your buddies of course!

    The trope would be something like:

    MY loving family pet (ADescendantOfWolvesWithABiteForceOf230PoundsPerSquareInch) would never hurt a fly

    (Of course it’s just a different risk tolerance like we all have with all kinds of things)












  • A bit of a scary thought, not predominantly due to finger biting over those cars specifically. I’m just imagining the kind of violence we might inflict on each other in the coming years.

    For instance, pretend tomorrow’s headline is… oh , say:

    One third of 1% of all Teslas have been vandalized each day every day for the past week, and activists promised to maintain the strict schedule.

    How long would it take before we saw some significant White House action? And what might a social response look like in the streets? Would any Priuseses be safe?!

    overall?

    In the grand scheme, yet another darn distraction?

    499 other companies in the S&P 500 to worry about as well, and… other stuff :)











  • parodytoJust Post@lemmy.worldDear Aldi's....
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    14 days ago

    Love how ya write. May I talk to myself?

    Let’s take age comments in stride. These friggin’ kids, bless ‘em, gotta learn ‘em up on Ye Olden Wayes as our forefathers did before us.

    Yes, you’re at least five years too young for DVDs, maybe a decade. Quick question: are you familiar with the word “rewind“?