Trump’s hands get even smaller in the cold
How does he eat his McDonald’s if it excites him so much he can’t close his fingers?
Well, he is very old. The cold might finish him off.
As long as it’s just a flu it shouldn’t be a problem, right? The flu is harmless, after all.
It happened to Harrison.
Fuck trump but 77 million people voted for him
But they’re all too scared to visit DC because the propaganda has told them they’re 100% guaranteed to get mugged by a queer black person.
I mean seeing how fucking wild things are and the dude just became president (again), I’m willing to allow a hefty level of copium.
Did they? First past the post is a very funky thing
Comparing crowd sizes was a lot more fun when we thought it was a somewhat accurate prediction of the ratio of non-maga people that would bother to vote.
Yeah, but Trump has made it very clear that the size matters in his mind.
Crosshairs are rarer indoors
