cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513
I really hope this won’t become some sort of tradition now
Hide-the-pain Trump?
A propaganda boy, and in more than one sense.
The next four years are going to be very interesting to watch. If the first try was disastrous, the second is poised to be even worst.
America, you were once a country that could muster respect.
I’m a “no, Pepsi isn’t ok” guy, but I’m never drinking Coke again. Because from now on it tastes like kissing Trump’s ass.
Yeah, gave up Pepsi over their continued involvement in Russia, now I’m giving up Coke over their involvement with a Russian stooge.
I’m at RC right now.
Do yourself a favor and drink water instead. Your teeth and testicles will thank you
I second this.
Wow he looks bad. Did he lose a bunch of weight? He looks frail. And a lot older.
Celebratory cocaine
I hope he’s ok for 2-3ish years. Vance having a real chance at 10 years as POTUS is terrifying
I was about to say “Vance is such a weak personality he could never be elected” and then i remembered how useless the Dems are so who fucking knows.
He’s guaranteed because the Republican-led states will make sure he gets their EC votes regardless of how the populace actually votes. There will be nothing to stop them any more.
I think the country is fucked as well, but I don’t think the gop can deliver the cuop de grace to democracy in the US in a single presidential term.
Personally I think it’s a matter of time before there is an uprising from the citizens, it won’t matter who runs the government when capitalism finally catches up to the majority of the population, you can’t believe in bootstraps when every person you know is living paycheck to paycheck.
Vance doesn’t have any charisma, though.
No thanks. Hamburger heart attack “day JUAN!”
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m gonna piss on his grave.
I’ll do rhyming later.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m gonna piss on his grave
I guarantee that it’s true
That one’s free.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ll piss on his grave
And make sure it comes true
Free edit for you as well ✌️
Lol morons paying this dude a million and Coke comes in with a 5 dollar commemorative.
Marketing rule #1, know your market. Note that you don’t need to actually need to have taken marketing classes to know this. So congratulations on doing what anyone with more than two brain cells could figure out, ya rich CEO jackass.
Diet Coke tastes like shit
It was a lot of people’s jobs for months now creating some special bottle and box for this PR moment… none of this should exist. It reminds me of stories about the Middle Ages, where people would come before the king and shower them with gifts to make sure they are appeased.
Apparently Coke does this shit for every presidential elecrion and governors too but this is the only time it was diet and hand delivered by the ceo.
A graphic designer could whip that up after lunch.
It’s not even a good box. Kings are rolling in their graves, truly the worst timeline on many fronts.
The old gang’s getting back together!
Everyone is lining up to kiss his puckered arsehole.
I doubt it’s puckered at that age unfortunately
Like goatse, his turds fall freely
It would’ve cost $0 not to have made this comment.
Gives another meaning to the log cabin republicans
Smooth as a barry sax riff.
My wife and I have been paying attention to which companies are making significant donations to conservatives, and have been avoiding doing business with them, but now it’s getting tough as everyone is expected to kiss the ring. It’s about to the point where it might be easier to make a list of companies that haven’t.
puckered
Considering the amount of Russian dick that man takes, I’d think by now his anal sphincter is pretty well destroyed.
All these CEOs are tripping over themselves to lap up a cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin’s cum
I’ve seen a lot of wild shit on the internet, but cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin’s cum is right up there with the wildest
We used to just call it Santorum
Right on the lips you say?
He’ll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can’t keep up anymore.
We need that for all the politicians. Only a tiny handful would have blank jackets.
This would be a good use case for AR—just slip on your glasses and see all their sponsors’ logos adjusted to scale according to the size of their
bribedonationsIf the plebes have to wear a uniform to their minimum wage drug tested job so should our elites
What if we put the stocks their trading as well?
Great idea! A little stock ticker! Throw some LED lights on that bitch like it’s an outfit for a rave!
We need to make this brilliant idea a real thing. Great project for people who are good at and enjoy photo manipulation.
Based on my experience with humans, the ruling class would probably get this turned around to the point where people vote based on how popular various brand names are. It might even reduce the amount it takes to buy or rent a politician if certain logos make them more likely to win.
Even today, I bet a good portion of his cult would just call all that money an example of how good a business man he is, with the assumption that good business man = good leader.
Another prediction is that dummy companies will pop up with good looking mission statements and money to give to candidates who might actually be good ones, only for scandals to break about the company after the name gets associated with the politician.
We can’t have nice things.
Good points, thanks.
F1 style liveries across the White House, National Mall, and Congress
I’m seeing it as a white, blue, and red jacket. Almost flag like for the country he represents. It’s got the same colors as the US flag, enough for denying it’s the Russian flag, but showing his true allegiance.
He has the most insincere smile ever. It would be hard to make a real person appear more cartoonishly evil.
Have you met Mr beast?
Good point, although he looks more creepy than full-blown evil.
Idk man… his lifeless eyes and his fake grin knowing full well that he’s full of shit and exploits children for profit sounds fucking evil tbh
That’s a real smile for once, it looks weird because he has wooden teeth.
It’s pathetic watching these bootlickers
Never seen him looking so fucking old and wrinkled
To be fair, he is older than ever before.
Actually I think some of it is the weight he’s lost recently.
But I am looking forward to him being dead, yes.
To be fair, he is older than ever before.
Fuck, me too
Yea I noticed that he looked thinner. I’m hoping that’s due to failing health.
Ozempic probably.
Think it’s wegovy? I think it’s wegovy.
-someone who is on wegovy
I, too, am older than ever before.
He will be the oldest president ever to take office. Older than even Reagan or Biden
Till 88 year old president Nancy Pelosi takes reigns in 2028 with vice president George W Bush at her side.
