Very different to my German porn window…

Food? So if a client takes me for a meal I have to make sure to vomit it onto my boss’ desk when I get back to the office?

The Megatron doesn’t say urban freewheelers, it says sofa masturbators.

My cat generally delivers once every 2 days since I put him on raw food.

Once I saw my cat’s tail go past the top of my laptop screen, then a few seconds later saw it again. Moved the screen down to see my cat staring down another cat in my living room which looked very similar. My cat leaped at the other and then they immediately ran outside.

“…it’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.”

Bouffant. That’s a fun word to say.

If you haven’t learned by now, on Lemmy the only valid option for dealing with Windows configuration and basic Windows admin tasks is to yeet Windows and go to Linux.

Not true. The only valid option to deal with Windows at all is to yeet it and go to Linux.

Anybody else remember a series of books with animals that seemed like a knock off of Mr Men/ Little Miss? I can’t remember what it was called but I had a few. Can only remember one that I think was a pig or a horse that lived in a field that had an armchair and a TV like a typical living room.

https://archive.org/details/muppet_babies

Webster’s dictionary defines artificial intelligence as the capability of computer systems or algorithms to imitate intelligent human behavior.

To imitate intelligent human behavior.

Um, she’s actually a 250 year old wood nymph.

I have no idea what’s going on in this comic

No, AI slop! Any more?

…my pussy and my crack

That’s either a huge monkey or a tiny lion.

4 days, music festival.

The prosecution lawyer is going to argue that evidence could have been faked. Then it comes down to how convincing the jury find that argument. Personally I’d say that you could have been using a VPN to make it appear that you were accessing Youtube from home or that you left your phone at home and just left Youtube auto playing or ran some sort of automation to search for and play videos.

My Dad is allergic to shellfish. I’m not but hadn’t eaten any in years when I had a shellfish pasta dish a few months ago and felt high for hours after.