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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In

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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago
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PALM BEACH, FL—Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesday so Elon Musk couldn’t follow him in again. “All right, Elon, out,” an audibly frustrated Trump had said moments earlier as he stood up from […]
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      And because their litterboxes are way nicer than his.

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        Isn’t that the litterbox infamous for murdering cats?

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          According to this article, no - the door on the bad design closes horizontally. The article actually uses a pic of this very box (or extremely similar) as an example of a “reputable” design. But then again, it also advised people to stop using the bad design, and to talk to their vet (why?!?) about the “next steps to take.” 🤷‍♀️

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      It’s also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

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        Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.

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        Cats do have object permanence though? So cats are in fact; smarter and cuter.

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          Yeah that’s right. Was just ranting. Haha. We’re in the onion community

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