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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In

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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago
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PALM BEACH, FL—Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesday so Elon Musk couldn’t follow him in again. “All right, Elon, out,” an audibly frustrated Trump had said moments earlier as he stood up from […]
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    6 months ago

    Cats do have object permanence though? So cats are in fact; smarter and cuter.

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      Yeah that’s right. Was just ranting. Haha. We’re in the onion community

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