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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Star Wars Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Star Wars Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前
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    Luke, you switched off your targeting computer! You’re pissing everywhere!

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      “Nothing. I’m all righ- *puke*”

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    I don’t think I can pee that high

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      Only one way to find out.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    walks into the bathroom wearing a blindfold

    Uses the Force of his stream to clean the stains off the bowl

  • wjrii@lemmy.world
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    LOOSEN UP!

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      They came from… behind!

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        Negative. It didn’t go in. It was just a peck’n on the surface!

        • ripcord@lemmy.world
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          Wait, do you think that’s the original line, or are you riffing?

          • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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            This one, I’m riffing.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      We’re going in full throttle! That aughta keep them off our backs!

      • wjrii@lemmy.world
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        Get clear, Wedge. You can’t do any more good back there!

        • snootchiebootchies@lemmynsfw.com
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          Sorry!

  • Kintarian@lemmy.world
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    Challenge accepted

  • MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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    “Trust the Force”

  • JoShmoe@ani.social
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    Darth Vadar walks in, waiting next in line.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      Does his suit come with a zipper in the crotch area? Or maybe just an access port?

      • wjrii@lemmy.world
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        I’m sure the “Legends Expanded Universe” people have something about Palpatine intentionally removing the zipper and replacing it with like a jagged catheter that deposits itchy peepee directly in his boot or something, to make him angrier.

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          Just like there’s a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It’s also equipped with a full-service bidet.

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            If it can also give reach arounds, consider my interest piqued

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        Prolly, yes. The plastic bit just flips up.

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        I didn’t have anything fancy in mind, just pulls down the pants or whatever. I think he’s wearing something like robes though. I also don’t have a clue what the state of his equipment is. Whether he’s got anything down there or if its all machine.

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    They didn’t want to spring for the color print or did that not mesh well with the color palette in the room?

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    Later: pee all the way up the wall

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      Negative. It didn’t go in. It just impacted on the surface.

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    Oh god, I just had the random thought of what if you took a piss and it all came out at once in two short bursts with the POWoo POWoo laser sound effects, causing you to almost collapse from shock.

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      That’s similar to something else I do

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        You should see the doctor about the noises, they’re not suppose to make sounds like that.

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    deleted by creator

    • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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      2187 or 1138 would be classier.

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    9gag is still around huh

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