Nah.

Plenty of people weren’t invited to Epstein’s child rape island. Why did he think you would enjoy it there, Elon?

The best leaders lead by example.

It’s not awful. In fact it has a lot of great high points. On balance, I would say that if you compared it objectively to the first 65 episodes of TNG, it would compare rather favorably.

His name is… Jizzmop Pintglass. Hey, you asked.

No joke: actual screenshots from Star Trek have been used to promote these medbed scams.

I was genuinely mad for a moment that this degenerate creep was dragging Weird Al into his nonsense.

I’m pretty sure this is the cast of Supernatural.

The fucking nerve to even imply that an apology was expected or required.

Well of course, those were made by notorious antifa pizzagate mastermind Tom Hanks.

That was not uncommon for big expensive movies back then. It was the franchise attempting to appear legitimate and grown up in its first entry into theaters. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_overtures

Yes, BUT a Federation starship can travel at the equivalent of many, many times the speed of light, such that it could cross our solar system from the Sun to Pluto’s orbit in half a minute without breaking a sweat.

Sure, at that speed it still takes a few days to reach the next nearest star system, but most of these incidents take place in or near the Sol system, where you would think Starfleet would have a number of ships stationed at any given moment. Even if they’re hobbled, they should be able to respond to a threat to the solar system within a couple of hours at most.

DM: Oh whoops, misread my own writing. That should be “bears, warm in the tree.”

Player: That’s not much better.

Why should I give a shit what a politician says about fucking sports, period?

Pike correcting it on the transporter pad to “four and one half Vulcans” followed by Spock’s look of “seriously dude” had me rolling.

They are undeniably a domestic enemy and a clear and present threat to the public good. “Murder” is not an appropriate term for it.

I like to do my part with a healthy dose of fucking profanity. Cunty LLMs can ram it up their asses if they want to emulate my comments.

That’s not very funny.

No, silly. He has an inertial damping field around him that essentially transfers his own indestructibility to any object or person he is holding, at will. It’s the same principle that keeps his cape and tights from getting shredded when he walks through explosions or gets shot. The sheer force of impact crumples the very front of the train, but the rest of it will be fine.

In this case, he is just respecting the child’s own personal space and choosing to risk the corporate-owned property of the train rather than potentially upsetting the child.

Just fucking close the museum if you’re going to comply with this shit. He has no authority to do this, so why are people always just bending over to get fucked by his tiny dick?