I’m pretty sure this is the cast of Supernatural.

The fucking nerve to even imply that an apology was expected or required.

Well of course, those were made by notorious antifa pizzagate mastermind Tom Hanks.

That was not uncommon for big expensive movies back then. It was the franchise attempting to appear legitimate and grown up in its first entry into theaters. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_overtures

Yes, BUT a Federation starship can travel at the equivalent of many, many times the speed of light, such that it could cross our solar system from the Sun to Pluto’s orbit in half a minute without breaking a sweat.

Sure, at that speed it still takes a few days to reach the next nearest star system, but most of these incidents take place in or near the Sol system, where you would think Starfleet would have a number of ships stationed at any given moment. Even if they’re hobbled, they should be able to respond to a threat to the solar system within a couple of hours at most.

DM: Oh whoops, misread my own writing. That should be “bears, warm in the tree.”

Player: That’s not much better.

Why should I give a shit what a politician says about fucking sports, period?

Pike correcting it on the transporter pad to “four and one half Vulcans” followed by Spock’s look of “seriously dude” had me rolling.

They are undeniably a domestic enemy and a clear and present threat to the public good. “Murder” is not an appropriate term for it.

I like to do my part with a healthy dose of fucking profanity. Cunty LLMs can ram it up their asses if they want to emulate my comments.

That’s not very funny.

No, silly. He has an inertial damping field around him that essentially transfers his own indestructibility to any object or person he is holding, at will. It’s the same principle that keeps his cape and tights from getting shredded when he walks through explosions or gets shot. The sheer force of impact crumples the very front of the train, but the rest of it will be fine.

In this case, he is just respecting the child’s own personal space and choosing to risk the corporate-owned property of the train rather than potentially upsetting the child.

Just fucking close the museum if you’re going to comply with this shit. He has no authority to do this, so why are people always just bending over to get fucked by his tiny dick?

Good for him for at least having th balls to face his constituents.

Now he should have the sack to listen to them and either resign or dedicate himself to fixing the problems he helped create.

Specifically, yes, though it is also specified for emergency use and is limited to thirty days. So basically he’s just doing whatever the fuck he wants and nobody with authority or means is stopping him. These are unlawful orders being followed by FUCKING COWARDS.

This is a stain on the armed forces. Anyone in the Guard should be fucking embarrassed to admit what they do for a living.

That also goes for any other member of a military organization or agency that complies with orders like this.

The Doom doors are the ones that get me.

I used to be able to spot Onion headlines on sight. Now I have to check, every time.

A shithole state is as a shithole state does.

Life is a mystery.