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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

A picture is worth 1000 words

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A picture is worth 1000 words

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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    Gory hole

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      Someone’s certainly taking the L here.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      I like to imagine a little guillotine on the other side

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        Sadly, I can all but confirm there would be FAR MORE BLOOD. Needless to say, the penis is a very vascular area and will bleed A LOT for AWHILE.

        • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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          I believe you can easily die from blood loss if you get bobbitted

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        • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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          I’ll take two

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    I went through a total dickectomy and that made me go “aaaaaahh!”

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Wait. Back up; you’re going to need to over that first bit again. I have questions.

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        They are trans.

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          I figured that’s where they were going with that comment, but didn’t want to assume

          I can’t believe the amount of trans people on here - not that that’s a bad thing by any means.

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          I didn’t think that the penis was removed though, just turned basically inside out?

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            There are various methods, but from a practical standpoint it is gone regardless.

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            Yes, it was just turned inside out in my case, but I think calling it a total dickectomy is hilarious.

            Sorry for the confusion!

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              how does the pee stuff works in that case, you still have a urethra? does it come from a hole now?

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                Yeah, I still have a urethrea. It’s a small hole beneath my clit and above my vagina, everything just got kinda rerouted.

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                  that’s so cool, medicine came so far, we can just swap body parts like that

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      Dickectomy

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    Don’t stick your dick in these holes

    https://youtu.be/cTWhSL0TKq4

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Is… Is that Jack Black?

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        Yup, and David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.

        It’s called Mr. Show and you should totally watch it.

        https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112084

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          What platform

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            Looks like it’s on Max right now.

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              Thanks a bunch. I will check it out, glued to my basement couch, due to this infernal heat wave.

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      The fuck did I just witness?

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        The brilliance of Mr. Show. Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, and Jack Black.

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    When she jerks you off for the first time

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    He’s got an angry inch.

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      Six inches forward and five inches back

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    Glory days, oh they pass you by glory days in the wink of a young girls eye glory days glory daaaa aays

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu_wTvstWcw

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