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Technology@lemmy.world•EU age verification app announced to protect children onlineEnglish
49·1 day agoWrong. This is to violate everyone’s rights and target children. This is fucking abhorrent and needs to be stopped.
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Ask Science@lemmy.world•What's a scientific fact that sounds made up but is 100% real?English
7·1 day agoThat would bring new meaning to “eyes bigger than your stomach”
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Ask Science@lemmy.world•What's a scientific fact that sounds made up but is 100% real?English
2·1 day agoSo there are two mes inside me. One of them looked up what that is and then promptly told the other me not to.
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Ask Science@lemmy.world•What's a scientific fact that sounds made up but is 100% real?English
4·1 day agoWait…m have you never seen the spinning ducks on the lake before?
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Ask Science@lemmy.world•What's a scientific fact that sounds made up but is 100% real?English
91·1 day agoAll I can see when I look in your eyes are the waves of love that connect us.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!English
15·1 day agoYou can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.
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News@lemmy.world•Ticketmaster-owner Live Nation ran a monopoly and overcharged fans, jury findsEnglish
4·1 day agoNo chairs. Tie them to a wall and make them wonder what’s going to happen next. You could call it the Wonderwall.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Federal Bill Would Bring OS-Level Age Verification to the Entire U.S.English
1·1 day agoOld Mans War
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Technology@lemmy.world•Engineer open-sources DIY radar system that's 95% cheaper than $250,000 commercial offerings, has 20 kilometer range — Moroccan engineer designs Aeris-10 radar, shares it on GitHubEnglish
92·1 day agoBut if you centipede cars they become a train.
I rate your rating a 3.9 out of 5.
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News@lemmy.world•US faces demand to restore $350 million in federal funding to help power Puerto RicoEnglish
11·1 day agoWhatever happened to no taxation without representation eh
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Nope!English
6·1 day agoSpider hands spider hands does whatever the spider hands does.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Nope!English
4·1 day agoBut Janeway is ex-borg.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Work hard, not smartEnglish
4·2 days agoThe Doctor doesn’t like to be referred to as it. He’s fully functional.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•"You look like you're on steroids" said as an insult to a natural person is usually taken as a complement. What are some other examples of an intended insult that's typically taken as a complement.English
2·2 days agoYou look like a bag of cats got rearranged into a lion.





















I call mine Shrek. It’s kinda green and disgusting.