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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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    I’m already at least a hundred times larger than the average bee, how much larger do you think I’d have to be?

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      A bee weights about a tenth of gram so that’s ten grams and is 12.7mm long so 1.27m.

      Math checks out.

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        Don’t forget that the snout is the most sensitive part of the bee. If they confront you, an open palm to the snout is sure to drive them off

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          Bees don’t drive.

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            And humans weigh more than 10 grams

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              I’m already at least a hundred times larger than the average bee

              Mac already said that and I proved it, why are you bringing it up again?

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            In today’s car-centric cities they have to drive.

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              11 months ago

              There’s other modes of transportation.

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        11 months ago

        Can confirm that I am at least 1.27m tall and weigh over 10 grams.

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          That means your BMI is at least 0.006199628022319.

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            But how will this help me against a swarm of bees?

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              Can you please get back on topic here?

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                Of course

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                  Why are you always bringing up the past?

                  That was four hours ago.

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                    11 months ago

                    Thanks, Satan

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