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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    A bee weights about a tenth of gram so that’s ten grams and is 12.7mm long so 1.27m.

    Math checks out.

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      Don’t forget that the snout is the most sensitive part of the bee. If they confront you, an open palm to the snout is sure to drive them off

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        Bees don’t drive.

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          And humans weigh more than 10 grams

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            I’m already at least a hundred times larger than the average bee

            Mac already said that and I proved it, why are you bringing it up again?

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          In today’s car-centric cities they have to drive.

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            11 months ago

            There’s other modes of transportation.

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      11 months ago

      Can confirm that I am at least 1.27m tall and weigh over 10 grams.

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        11 months ago

        That means your BMI is at least 0.006199628022319.

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          But how will this help me against a swarm of bees?

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            11 months ago

            Can you please get back on topic here?

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              11 months ago

              Of course

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                Why are you always bringing up the past?

                That was four hours ago.

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                  11 months ago

                  Thanks, Satan

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