• Hegar
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    9618 hours ago

    I love how often “we have no idea how they did it!” and “they couldn’t possibly do something this sophisticated!” turns into “we know how, when, where they got the materials and the name of the project foreman” when you just ask an archeologist.

    • @BertramDitore@lemm.ee
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      6418 hours ago

      Even when archaeologists don’t have that level of detail, they can still confidently tell you that people don’t really change. If we can imagine something now, they could most likely imagine the same thing a thousand years ago.

      For example, you know what’s an incredibly common thing to find on a dig? Dildos. Phallic stuff is everywhere, and when you find a well-polished, life-sized clay dick, it’s pretty clear what it was used for. The Greeks had devices that were essentially computers that could predict celestial movements. Running water and indoor plumbing was relatively common in the ancient world.

      We’re so egotistical to think that humans in the past were somehow incapable of thinking, planning, or building at our level. And we convince ourselves that we’re better than them because we have all this fancy stuff No, their brains were just as complex and capable, they just didn’t have access to the same kinds of tools that we do.

      • @Venator@lemmy.nz
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        611 hours ago

        Tbf a lot of things that people did by hand in the past would be unthinkable for a lot of modern people as to how to achieve it without CAD etc.

        • @TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works
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          This is so true, mostly because we are spoiled by growing up with modern tools. We are many generations of tools separated from our roots. Standing on the shoulders of giants and all that.

          On the other hand, if an EMP took out the grid and CAD disappeared, you can be damn sure engineers amongst us would be bashing rocks together and figure a lot of it out pretty quickly.

          We will brute force anything as a species if we need to, we just mostly don’t need to at the moment, and time is money.

      • Jolteon
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        19 hours ago

        No, they are religious artifacts. Obviously, what else could they be used for?

      • FuglyDuck
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        For example, you know what’s an incredibly common thing to find on a dig? Dildos. Phallic stuff is everywhere, and when you find a well-polished, life-sized clay dick, it’s pretty clear what it was used for

        I’m just going to imagine that they were using it to slap politicians in the face with dildos. Because something about roman senators getting slapped with a clay horsecock makes me laugh.

        • KillingTimeItself
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          1014 hours ago

          clay horsecock

          i now wonder how long the horsecock is best cock meme has been around for lmao.

          God i fucking hate the internet sometimes…

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            You know that they’ve found dicks scrawled on bathroom stalls in pompei, in basically the same style we still scrawl dicks on bathroom stalls.

            Also, the your-mom jokes, yelp-esque reviews, and yelp-esque reviews of your mom.

            Yeah. we’ve grown a lot as species. And also, haven’t grown at all.

            Also, the senator’s name was Gregg Abotticus.

            • KillingTimeItself
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              413 hours ago

              humans are as humans do. Nothing will be as timeless as dick jokes and fucking someone elses mom.

      • KillingTimeItself
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        514 hours ago

        i find it weird that people are latching onto the concept of it being like racist or xenophobic, and there’s definitely room to discuss that about it. But i can’t help but feel like we’re talking about a dumbass with a netflix show, shouldn’t we apply occam’s razor here?

        I feel like the obvious answer here is that bro is a dumbass, made up a conspiracy, and is using it to make money. Granted i also don’t know much about his history, maybe he does a little racism in his spare time idk.

        • @MBM
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          I feel like pointing at (subconscious) racism is compatible with Occam’s razor

        • Hegar
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          Graham Hancock is a racist grifter who definitely knows he’s full of shit, is that what you mean?

    • @marcos@lemmy.world
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      716 hours ago

      People found the pyramid building manual quite recently. At the turn of the century, it was still a mystery.

      Normal people don’t keep up with stuff that recent.