You know that they’ve found dicks scrawled on bathroom stalls in pompei, in basically the same style we still scrawl dicks on bathroom stalls.

Also, the your-mom jokes, yelp-esque reviews, and yelp-esque reviews of your mom.

Yeah. we’ve grown a lot as species. And also, haven’t grown at all.

Also, the senator’s name was Gregg Abotticus.