I thought it would make you console of Rome.

We should revamp our celery campaign.
“Just how graphic do you want it? Like full anal, maybe a cross section with penetration!?”
So first off…promoted.

Basically an energy shield protecting against the giant uncontrollable fusion reactor in the sky.

The middle dude is the most tanned nazi this side of the Mississippi.

But line go up.

Ah sweet, man made horrors beyond my comprehension.

I remember this from the “Yeah Right” skate video.

Alright drone, destroy the tank.
(Blows up school)
What the hell!?
“You’re totally right, that was wrong. Should I make a PPT explaining this?”

True Roman milk for true Romans.

How would you like that cooked?
“Medium plopped.”

If you haven’t seen a Waffle House at 2am when you’re hammered drunk and the server is smoking outside, then you’re really missing out on a culinary experience.

Is this item still available!?

So what’s a reindeer game?
“¡None of your business!”

All he needs is an underwater campfire.

I run Linux on my potato and it’s running pretty fast.

I need to hire someone to take this functional 15 lines code, and like make it 200 lines of unusable madness.

Whale: Don’t you do it, don’t you dare make me fall in love with you…(smooches)
Ohio Class Submarine: CONTACT BEARING 343 POSSIBLE AROUSED SUBMERSIBLE.

I will straight up give them a scan of my star spangled butthole.

I could write my own email. It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!