she slop my hog til I oink

Listen, you gotta stop shitting in the kids’ sand box. It’s unhygienic!

Dude it’s a silly little comic featuring animal cartoon characters, it does not justify this level of rage.

I think we’d end up with a fractured smattering of “left” parties, one or two semi-cohesive liberal parties, and one or two semi-cohesive “right” parties. It would probably end up replicating the current system as the liberals would form a coalition, and the rights would form a separate coalition, while the left mostly fights amongst themselves and fails to establish actual power.

I’m so down for this

How is that a distraction? I saw this post, knew that I’d seen this photo before, and commented the year it’s from. Please go ahead and explain what is objectionable about that.

This photo is from 2020

Even they have to pay taxes 😭

Whoa, this just made me remember the dream I had last night. Pelicans were flocking in my town and eating the squirrels!

I think my cats would disturb my sleep a lot more if I forbade them from sleeping with me. Screaming and scratching at the door isn’t good for a light sleeper like me.

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

A necklace doesn’t inhibit movement but okay.

What magic spell do I cast on the money man to make him give me free money?

My parents sucked but I’m grateful they at least didn’t leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.

I have mastered it at this point I think. Sometimes me and my wife just do it at each other over and over when we’re bored

Ooowahahahah

I thought the flight was to Corsica not Coruscant!!

I have a severe chronic illness that has destroyed my ability to do just about anything and causes immense pain. I still try to live for my loved ones and do what I can within my limited power to improve my circumstances. This post is not an attack on people like me.

ITT: People addicted to feeling miserable making any excuse they can for refusing to even attempt to improve their lives in any way.

Likewise my friend. I believe in you :)