There’s a YUUGGGEEEE difference, tho: Ellison has NEVER been liked by the public at large. His riches never depended upon people liking him.

Especially when it appears in your underwear.

The pilot light for our hot water heater went out once, and as I headed to go re-light it my spouse realized I’d forgotten to grab a lighter, and so asked “what are you going to light it with?”

Ever the wiseass, I shot back “with my fiery pecker!”

Dunno why looking at this made me think of that, but I thought I’d share.

This could backfire: they might claim it’s okay because it gives them “big brain energy” instead. Faux Snuz certainly swells their heads, but unfortunately not their brains - it just contains more hot air.

No, she doesn’t - she doesn’t even know what love actually is. Telling you she “loves” you is her attempting to manipulate you into trusting her so she can try to remake you into her preferred version of you. Don’t fall for it. When you love someone for real, you accept them as they are - you don’t push them towards something they’re telling you is wrong for them.

Before Vincent Battiloro was charged with intentionally hitting and killing two 17-year-old girls at 70 mph, he shared rambling livestreams that included his need for “vengeance” against one of the girls.

For hours at a clip, the 17-year-old from Garwood played MLB games, ranted about sports and politics and occasionally veered into darker topics to his more than 40,000 followers.

Yet illegal immigrants are the “real threat.” If this asshole was ranting so much why wasn’t he worthy of a visit from the feds? This country is well beyond fucked up.

Seems they’ll have to make whoever buys them a good deal anyway:

Burge said that as a result, many communities are left with empty church buildings that can be difficult to sell because they often are next to historic cemeteries.

I absolutely LOVE this part of the article:

Why it matters: The unprecedented contraction, expected to continue over the next decade, risks leaving gaps in communities nationwide — particularly rural ones, where churches often are crucial providers of food aid, child care and disaster relief.

Not a damned thing related to religion itself! FINALLY, people are realizing “the truth” is a fucking scam!

Trump’s just a (slightly out of control) puppet of the Heritage Foundation. Unless one of them puts a target on Ellison, that’s rather unlikely except by accident - which I’ll admit Trump’s had a lot of.

I object, your honor!

These assholes are insanely afraid of “catching the gay.”

Will wonders never cease…?

Who’s "Agent Spaghetti,’ and what do they want?

Only if Trump is their CIC.

Put it back in the box, and return it to the store. Tell customer service it came like that if you’re in need of some amusement.

Okay, you win - this is the first pic I’ve seen here that actually makes me want the context. Badly.

May someone use this to hijack all the Trump crypto, and teach the Cheeto buffoon a lesson.

Another reason I’ve never used an Apple phone. Unfortunately, Google is creeping in their direction. Fortunately, there’s finally increasing activity towards making Linux phones actually decent. Unfortunately, it’s still got some way to go to get there.

That’s one euphemism…

Nah - they gotta keep their humans busy cleaning up so they won’t be disturbed during their nap. That’s why chaos & destruction come first.