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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field

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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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An environmental catastrophe devastated a local farmer’s field after a malfunctioning wind turbine caused a dangerous amount of wind to spill everywhere.
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    Someone take an assload of Dawn Liquid Soap and let’s scrub all the wildlife clean!

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      I was there and got some of the wind on me. Most of it is in my butt crack. Chop chop, get scrubbing.

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        You’re first… smacks lips

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          You know what they say: first is the worst, but second is the best. Your turn! applies minty lip balm

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        It’s nature’s pocket. Also make sure Tronn4 doesn’t pick your pocket.

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          Eh, he’s earned the 3 Werther’s Originals I carry in my pocket

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      We have to save the duckies!

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      Ironic

      https://dawn-dish.com/en-us/how-to/what-dawn-is-made-of-ingredients/

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