Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 年前Your religion should not dictate my lifemidwest.socialimagemessage-square77linkfedilinkarrow-up1872arrow-down121
arrow-up1851arrow-down1imageYour religion should not dictate my lifemidwest.socialLanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square77linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·1 年前Which religion said I can’t have sex with an ice cream cone in a park? Because that cops was an asshole.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 年前The Bible even says it’s better for a man to put his seed in an ice cream cone than it is to let it fall to the ground. Though they may have just been talking about the ice cream cone. 🤔
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 年前What’s funny is that’s not why god smoked the jackass. He just didn’t want to give his brother an heir. For the record his brother was such a massive jackass that even the abrahamic god couldn’t stand him.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前EL, the god of war, couldn’t stand someone? I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you! Well, not that shocked.
Which religion said I can’t have sex with an ice cream cone in a park?
Because that cops was an asshole.
The Bible even says it’s better for a man to put his seed in an ice cream cone than it is to let it fall to the ground. Though they may have just been talking about the ice cream cone. 🤔
What’s funny is that’s not why god smoked the jackass.
He just didn’t want to give his brother an heir. For the record his brother was such a massive jackass that even the abrahamic god couldn’t stand him.
EL, the god of war, couldn’t stand someone? I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you! Well, not that shocked.