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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

The man can't help himself

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The man can't help himself

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    Pissing in the ice cube tray 🤤

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      Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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        Gotta be biggus dikus

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      I prefer to piss in the wood stove.

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        How about the humidifier?

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          I’ll have to try that.

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            If Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called?

            “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…

            Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded.

            Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off…

            Hot piss smells fuckin awful…

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              what would pissing in the humidifier be called?

              “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…

              “Freshen the air”? “Make it rain”? “Steam it up”?

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                Golden vapours.

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                  Perfect.

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