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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前
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    6 in 10 Americans believe any old nonsense as long as you present it with confidence.

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      73% of numerical statistics go unverified

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        If you put a decimal in your statistic, it becomes 82.6% more believable.

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          71.2% of all statistics are made-up on the spot.

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            “You can pretty much come up with whatever quote you want and pretend someone famous said it. Nobody checks anyway.”

            -Sun Tzu

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              “This guy is speaking straight facts”

              • George Washington
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      I don’t believe you because the end of your sentence wasn’t emphatic enough. Period. Mic drop.

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    And 8 in 10 Americans think HTML is a programming language.

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      And 5 in 10 Americans think you can parse it with regular expressions.

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        You can parse anything with regex, if you’re willing to give up your soul for it.

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          Show me the regex for the language L = a^n b^n n in N

      • summerof69@lemm.ee
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        I mean…

      • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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        †hê þðñ¥, hê ¢ðmê§

    • Panda (he/him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I will die on the hill that HTML should be treated like a programming language.

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        The hyper text markup language programming language?

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        I absolutely agree, and luckily I think it mostly is treated as a programming language. It’s just a technicality that makes for a great joke.

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      https://html-lang.org/

      I mean, technically it’s the other 2 out of 10 that are wrong…🙃

      HTML, the programming language, is a practical, turing-complete[1], stack-based programming language based on HTML, the markup language. It uses elements defined in HTML, the markup language, in order to do computations.

      • FlickOfTheBean@lemmy.world
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        Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!

      • Panda (he/him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        https://html-lang.org/

        Yo, dawg, I heard you like HTML, so I put HTML in your HTML so you could HTML while you HTML

    • rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Boomer programmer humor

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      They’re wrong too, although less-so.

      Also, what about that last American?

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        The last one knows it’s not a programming language and is annoyingly vocal about it.

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          Mom, look! I’m a statistic!

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        The last American knows it’s a markup language.

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      Ever heard of HTMX?

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    I want this book

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      Anyone know the title?

      • mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world
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        Plz mention me if anyone finds the title. I need it

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          An article with sources and other fun mistakes. https://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-1-10-americans-html-std-study-finds-20140304-story.html#axzz2v1PZtzMZ

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        See that thread.

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      See that thread.

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        What thread?

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          My answer to the last asker:

          An article with sources and other fun mistakes. https://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-1-10-americans-html-std-study-finds-20140304-story.html#axzz2v1PZtzMZ

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    USA > USB

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      I disagree. USB is superior.
      If you are talking about physical size however, then yeah. USA is bigger than a single USB.

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        Which is larger though, USA or all the USBs in the world?

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          Probably still USA.

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        deleted by creator

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    I’m gonna have to start vetting my partners better, I don’t want to catch Webdev.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    It’s cool. Those with HTML are likely never to have sex anyway.

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    deleted by creator

    • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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      No, it’s a serially transmitted disease

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        Could we define it as spreading through memetic means?

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    Close: JS is a disease.

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    Who had sex with my website

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      It was me!

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    Oh I get it, it’s programmer humor because HTML was mentioned.

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      I thought it was because STDS were?

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        I think most programmers are safe from STDs.

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          std::C++ std::programmers std::are std::not.

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    Hyper Tetanus Menstrual Lipomas

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      Band name.

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    Cue the Republicans trying to ban HTML from our Internet to protect the kids. Yeah, you do that…

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    The disease part is too real

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    2 out of 10 Americans believe anything off a screenshot.

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      7/10 Americans think a photo and a screenshot are the same thing.

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    How To Meet Ladies.

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