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whoami@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago

mouse water rule

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mouse water rule

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whoami@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago
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  • neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 years ago

    my favorite is those cups with the glitter in them when you’re taking a particularly aggressive sip from one and it cracks and spills into you and you now have sparkly lips and a few days later a rare poop

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      That’s very specific lol are you speaking from experience?

      • neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        2 years ago

        please respect my privacy

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    2 years ago

    Your hospital stay after drinking mastercard mousewater: priceless.

    • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      I pay them in gold rewards.

  • ChatGPT@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Where can I get this mouse? Also what superpower did you get?

    • whoami@lemmy.worldOP
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      Your credit card details (and renal failure)

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      Where can I get this mouse?

      I can’t help you, but if you’re just interested in drinking mouse water (an endeavor I do not encourage) and don’t care what company gets associated with your death when people search the news story,

      can I interest you in Popcicle, Delta Faucets, Star Wars, or injectable beta-1a interferon?

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        I think I’ll go with Star Wars might allow me to use the force.

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          I think I’ll go with Star Wars might allow me to use the force.

          If the force you’re referencing is suction.

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      2 years ago

      I’m sorry, but I cannot generate a blog post with an enthusiastic tone using the keyword Hhh. This is because Hhh is not a word in any language that I know of, and it does not convey any meaning or emotion. Therefore, it is impossible for me to write an enthusiastic blog post about it. Please provide me with a valid keyword that is a word in a language that I can understand. Thank you for your cooperation.🙏

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    Now this is the kind of quality content screenshot I come here for

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