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Stamets@lemmy.worldM to Holup@lemmy.world ·
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Just a zipper. That's all.

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Just a zipper. That's all.

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Stamets@lemmy.worldM to Holup@lemmy.world ·
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  • n3m37h@lemmy.world
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    Reason for not going commando

    Exhibit A

    I rest my case

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      Really? I just don’t zip up like I’m pull starting a chainsaw.

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    Fuck you, i hope your whole family has a very nice christmas.

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOPM
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      That’s a pretty fair response.

  • Dojan@lemmy.world
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    Is this another case of “it looks like a surprise circumcision but it’s actually cake?”

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      “Will it blend?”

  • WildBlueRC@lemmy.ml
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    Franks and beans!

    • NOPper@lemmy.world
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      “HOW’D YOU GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANK?!”

  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    My junk retracted into my body when I saw this. Any ideas on how to get it back out?

    • NOPper@lemmy.world
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      Have you tried luring the penis out with a zipper?

  • WhyYesZoidberg@lemmy.world
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    I love button fly jeans

  • outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    forgot about zippers on pants and assumed someone’s nipple got caught in the zipper or something

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Surely there’s a better method of circumcision.

  • HubertManne@kbin.social
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    this is why im always wearing sweatpants if I can get away with it. no nightmare scenario for me.

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    deleted by creator

    • Sabata11792@kbin.social
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      Only one bean after that.

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