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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Drowning in custard is not a good way to go out.

    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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      but it do be delicious

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    Dude. Don’t trap the least annoying Chipmunk first.

    Edit: For fuck’s sake, now I have the theme song to the 80s cartoon stuck in my head. Thanks, OP.

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      I managed to avoid that one, but now I’ve got duck tales stuck in my head instead.

      • WashedOver@lemmy.ca
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        I’ve got both now thanks. I do hear them screaming “ALVIN!!!” now too…

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    He’s allergic to cumin? TIL

    • takeda@lemmy.world
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      It’s cum.

      • Prunebutt@feddit.de
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        Woosh

  • TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world
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    custard

    • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world
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      Technically correct.

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    And then use it to make pancakes for their wife every morning until confronted about it one day, the revelation leading to a divorce.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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      This would be the wife that lost her sense of taste and smell during COVID?

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        Thats right good sir

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    Cum memes just aren’t that funny, tbh

  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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    He’s alright, he’s not Rainbow Dash.

  • IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social
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    Cutchery powder?

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    Yeah, being surrounded by Cucumbers would suck

  • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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    Uh oh OH LORD what have you done you’ve created 1 man 1 jar 1 chipmunk

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    this bullshit again?

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