Would
Seriously, what is this comm even doing on the monster fuckingest site I’ve ever seen? Scare me. Yeah right. Try deviantart or furaffinity maybe
Tell him to hold the handrail. Those steps are wood, they’re pretty slippery. And if that guy has any fuzz on the bottoms of his feet, he could have a bad fall. And if I’m home alone I may not have the strength to help him if he gets injured.
I’m a thirty five year old man and sometimes I still go up the stairs on all fours like some sort of crazed stair goblin
I cast American magic
Unload with whatever is on hand? I cast 12-gauge buckshot!
Pet the damn dog.
If they’re nice, we chill.
If they’re just trying to be a dick, some fingers are getting stepped on. Oops.
whip my dick out and start helicoptering it while screaming out the star spangled banner. make eye contact and slowly walk towards the beast with a growing grin.
For the last time, you’re staying either Inside or outside, none of this coming in and out nonsense, it’s 3am for fucks sake, GOT TO BED NOW!
Think “where this stairs came from?”. I don’t have a basement.
ask him if he wanna chill and watch anime. cause we got a lot of snacks.
Just say “thank God it’s over. I dont have to do this anymore”
My house doesn’t have stairs. I’m clearly not at home. This is probably the homeowner coming to ask me what the hell I’m doing in his house. I have no answer, but I apologize and leave. Since I don’t drink or take drugs, I’m thinking I’d better get my house checked for gas leaks.
If we are being hypothetical…
again?
Sigh… Zzziiiipppp
