Would
Seriously, what is this comm even doing on the monster fuckingest site I’ve ever seen? Scare me. Yeah right. Try deviantart or furaffinity maybe
Tell him to hold the handrail. Those steps are wood, they’re pretty slippery. And if that guy has any fuzz on the bottoms of his feet, he could have a bad fall. And if I’m home alone I may not have the strength to help him if he gets injured.
I’m a thirty five year old man and sometimes I still go up the stairs on all fours like some sort of crazed stair goblin
Pet the damn dog.
I cast American magic
Unload with whatever is on hand? I cast 12-gauge buckshot!
whip my dick out and start helicoptering it while screaming out the star spangled banner. make eye contact and slowly walk towards the beast with a growing grin.
If they’re nice, we chill.
If they’re just trying to be a dick, some fingers are getting stepped on. Oops.
For the last time, you’re staying either Inside or outside, none of this coming in and out nonsense, it’s 3am for fucks sake, GOT TO BED NOW!
Think “where this stairs came from?”. I don’t have a basement.
ask him if he wanna chill and watch anime. cause we got a lot of snacks.
ask if he wants a paw rub
or a penis lick
If we are being hypothetical…
again?
Sigh… Zzziiiipppp
Just say “thank God it’s over. I dont have to do this anymore”
