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Why is he so concerned with young boy dick…sounds a little epsteinish.
You’re partially misguided, he’s saying girls are ready to have babies younger than before but young boys aren’t up to the task so we need old men to do it.
Also Trump started dancing when he said that girls are hitting puberty 6 years earlier than they used to which is an odd response.
Still Epsteinish but not gay.
He was checking them out at the airport last time, for signs of “mitochrondrial challenge”.
This week he’s all about sperm.
Last week he was all about circumcisions. https://lemmy.world/post/37218464
And before that, he was diagnosing kids by looking at them naked. https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/rfk-jr-slammed-for-claiming-he-can-diagnose-kids-by-just-looking-at-them/ar-AA1Lrvlt
This guy sure thinks a lot about other people’s cocks.
The entire conservative movement is about children’s genitals and tax breaks for the rich
It’s his ASD hyperfixation
The worm in his brain seeking other worm-like things.
I’m pretty sure the worm in his brain is just driving his apple-shaped car in little circles around the empty cavern going weeeee!
This is not a Fry situation
While I am sure he would love it if he had made it mandatory to have all children in the country submit nude photographs of their children to him (for health and scientific research, of course… and they need a set taken on their birthdays from ages 1 to 17 from multiple angles and poses in order to make sure that they are developing correctly you see. No perv stuff!) The part where he said he could diagnose the kids was not when they were naked.
Or maybe I didn’t hear the full quote, I don’t remember.
When an old man challenges you by saying “I have more sperm than you do” you should leave the room as quickly as possible.
Yeah, I’m not taking ANY advice from this dumbass. What does he even do for a living anyways???
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SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES??? HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN???
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Oh. Right.
A worm is the culprit
The worm died of starvation.
Best one today ,thanks
Not a joke.
The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Mr. Kennedy said in the deposition.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html
Mother nature is an amazing comedian
The thing is, he made that story up to get out of being prosecuted for the crimes he did.
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I swear to god we have a used car salesman for a president and a snake oil huckster for secretary of health. It goes downhill from there. Everyone talks about fascism but the kakistocracy is fucking real.
He’s a sperm counter.
It’s honest work counting those little wigglers.
hes also on roids.
And probably is getting kickbacks from roid-merchants.
It’s not the world thankfully, just their corner of it.
Imagine if we were all run by people like that, I think WWIII would happen randomly on a weekly basis haha :-(
Would someone please tell RFK Jr to stop jerking off teenagers?
someone make him stop counting the cum of teenagers pls
Their solution? Pair up teenage girls with 65 year old men.
I’m terrified that this might actually be what he said.
I recall a few Republican state legislators in at least one state proposing that veterans be given permission to marry girls under the age of marriage; I guess as a treat. (and sex between them would be “okay” because they’re married. These same legislators want to ban divorce.)
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Your comment history is pretty positive so giving you the benefit of the doubt here. What you said in this comment was really creepy.
Oh, oops, sorry! I definitely didn’t mean it that way at all.
Yeah no worries at all, thanks for clearing it up
I’m positive he just missed the /s tag.
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It’s hard to tell the difference between someone making an outrageous joke or being dead serious these days.
I for one got the sarcasm, I just though it was a pretty shit joke
this administration spends more time thinking about teenage sperm and circumcisions than is justifiable
Well, they are the Geriatric Old Pedophile party.
We need to workshop this a bit. “Old” is kinda repetitive given the use of “geriatric”. Maybe switch for “Oligarch”?
Geriatric Obstructionist Pedophiles party.
I mean, the other party is also oligarchic.
True.
Also, love the username 😜
Obease might be it.
They don’t all fit that though.
Yeah I was thinking about that. I was thinking Obtuse. Which actually maybe works much better.
Just keep this guy away from teens…
Also maybe childproof that cabinet under your sink if RFK visits, I just worry that he’ll get confused and… who knows.
Dude probably chugs bleach if he gets a tickle in his throat.
Well I mean, how else do you protect yourself from the demons that cause Syphilis?
(The shadow govt never should have summoned them in the first place)
Thats why he sounds like he got stabbed in the throat.
Can he also confirm the difference in taste?
teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men
Ftfy
I mean Gym Jordan was trying to fix this but…
They’re trying to justify 65 year old men raping girl children for the “birth rate”. They’re definitely not going to address the fact that families made up of consenting adults can’t afford kids.The public accepting Old men raping little girls is going to be their answer.
and conveniently also not addressing how low quality old man sperm is
For sure probably way more of an autism risk than Tylenol
He’s probably mixing up sperm with testosterone level. Somehow the conversation of testosterone levels came up with a group of kids we work with. One of the young adults who is heavily into weight lifting knew his testosterone levels. The 65 year old man in our group had far higher levels. The reason? He nearly died from cancer and is now on hormone therapy. Apparently the levels are set quite high.
Apparently a lot of older men are on supplements or prescriptions for testosterone. Any surprise they’re all so aggro?
Perhaps that correlation with aggression is real, but medically-speaking giving older men T supplements is actually important. Low testosterone can cause and exasperate several conditions, including making bones less sturdy. As for the young gym bros and Men With Microphones… they’re more of the issue.
With the advertisement culture constantly pushing “Total T” (which isn’t actually Testosterone) and whatever, it’s a profitable market selling to men that they are inadequate and some magic pill will make them a “man” again. Not to completely disregard the actual real medical use for it, however.
The advertisements (especially on linear TV these days like cable) are almost non-stop to push mail order prescription Testosterone and supplements that don’t do anything, as well, which suggests the male ego is a very profitable market.
Some info on this from the past:
Yeah but what was their jizz like?
Like a bucket of garlic sauce from a cheap kebab house. Why do you ask?
Left in the summer heat?
Yeah, it’s probably a combination of anecdote, ignorant interpretation of that anecdote, and some grifter using that to make a buck selling a quack remedy. Also, like Trump, RFKJ just has a habit of chatting shit.
“Senile government official spews nonsense in press conference”
… and the saddest part is that sentence is not specific enough, there are multiple options to choose from
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sperm, not testosterone
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Yeah, because it’s just that simple 🙄 /s
Not like other things are important.
I’m sure you also think you get better bread by adding extra extra yeast.
look if you want to sane wash all the stupidity, be my guess
whenever these lunatics provide credible evidence, we can talk about that
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This is so weird. This whole fertility thing is so weird. The Manosphere is so weird. I still remember seeing a bunch of near-divorce dad yelling “I am a Modern Day Knight!” like they were roleplaying a psuedo-KKK faction; So weird. The constant whining about childfree people is so weird. The restrictions on elective sterilization are so weird. This obsession with abortion and birth control is so weird. The endorsement of teen pregnancy is so weird. Is it wrong for teenagers to have low sperm counts? I never thought about this because thinking about teen boys’ sperm is weird; and the people obsessed with teen boy sperm probably belong on a list. They’re so weirddddddd.
This whole fertility thing is so weird
The fertility thing comes across as so weird because its an actual problem that Republicans don’t want to solve in any reasonable way because that will involve threatening their donor’s bottom lines. Basically across all developed nations with easy access to birth control, education and modern mechanisms birth rates are falling and in many countries these rates are already well below replacement rate (2.1 children per couple, not percent like RFK Jr said)
The United States was consistently staying above replacement rate via immigration but I have a nasty feeling that isn’t the case anymore
The reason replacement rate is so important is Capitalism really depends on growth companies gaining new customers. The stock market in particular relies on new wallets to spend money, homebuilders rely on new people to build homes for, and offices rely on new employees to hire. When populations start stagnating or worse shrinking, Capitalism really starts to fall apart as that causes an ongoing recession as fewer wallets in an economy means less money flowing through an economy. Less money moving through an economy means a smaller GDP which means the the economy ultimately shrinks. Bad economic conditions also lead to people feeling less certain about bringing a new baby into the world so the cycle tends to accelerate before the actual population decline can accelerate noticeably
The obvious solution is to decouple necessities of life from capitalism and significant state investment into improving existing infrastructure and planning for degrowth so that a long term recession and the effects of declining/re-balancing populations do not negatively impact the masses living through them. This is of course antithetical to capitalist and conservative goals, so as they realize this looming threat is upon them they’re getting extremely weird about it and trying to find ways to get more families to have lots of babies to try to reverse the trend.
In short, these republican pundits are trying to have a serious conversation about what could be an extinction-level event for capitalism without cluing in the masses to the flaws of capitalism or the fact that its an entirely man-made crisis that doesn’t actually involve any scarcity of the necessities of life
Bingo; But they don’t want that. The really ironic part is the USA population could still thrive as a nation of immigrants, even if birth decline was happening; But of course they don’t want that, because the “Great Replacement Theory” platformed by the New Zealand shooter. They could at least make life less miserable for existing parents with social services; But they don’t want that, because that’s “Communism” (and their donors make a killing from killing us).
Living in the United States of America is like living as a dependent of a self-destructive parent who refuses to compromise, listen to any logic, or even do the bare minimum to sustain themself. Our infrastructure is literally crumbling around us and Dad’s back to rambling about how “fluoride cuts off your connection to God”. At least he’s off the stims, I think.
The US could also thrive with a slowly declining population, as long as there was capital investment to improve productivity at a rate faster than the rate of decline of the working population.
Another factor is that many of the commonly reported economic metrics are aggregated over the whole population, not per-capita. So more people looks like more growth, even when it really means you’re standing still or regressing in terms of meaningful measures of quality of life. And there’s a well-known aphorism in business circles about what happens when you make a metric into a goal.
Sexual anxiety, in all its forms, is a big part of the fascist formula. It ties into and reinforces the patriarchy stuff, the othering, the racism.
They’re so weirddddddd.
I prefer “they’re so pathetic.” It is way more accurate.
They can’t get it up with their wives because they’re really not into women, and/or their wives aren’t into their piglike Nazi husbands. But they can never admit that to themselves, so there has to be some external factor to blame.