I just thought, that would be funny. What songs do You know besides Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol, I Touch Myself by Divinyls and Whip It by Devo?
PS. I know Whip It isn’t about jacking off, but still most people think it is, so to me, that counts.
Orgy for One - Ninja Sex Party
Pictures of Lily - The Who
From Wikipedia:
Mark Wilkerson quotes Townshend as writing that the song is “Merely a ditty about masturbation and the importance of it to a young man.” However, the song does not mention masturbation explicitly.
They don’t usually do.
The government knows - knower
A song about how the government uses their surveillance equipment just to watch you jerk it
Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Steel panther - all I wanna do is fuck(myself tonight)
Ok, I know this one.
Mindless Self Indulgence has a track called Masterbates from, IMO, their best album:
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He’s always at it
Green Day Longview
Im still amused by how the Dookie bonus track and the one on Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill are, if you choose to hear it that way, the same song.
Forgot about “woke up with wood” by zz-top
The song Rosie by Jackson Browne is a beautiful piano ballad about masturbation.
It’s poking fun at the desperate sound guy who tries to pick up a young woman but ends up back with “Rosie” again.
No one said Longview by Green day yet??
turning Japanese
Fuck yes I’m so glad I get to share this
A Perfect Circle - Thinking of You
Maynard has stated that song is about jerking off to the thought of having anal sex with someone.
