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Probably ginger beer. I’ll even squeeze some lime in there if I want a Moscow mule hold the Moscow.

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smh

yeah dude and what’s your problem??

This looks terrible, I’m gonna go watch it

Well there’s a discrete number of hairs on that rodent thing, depending how the barber rounds they’ll have to cut the last hair eventually. Unless they only cut half of the last hair?

Date in the corner says 2015

Patience guys, I’m sure they’ll get to supporting zero and negative integers as soon as they finish all positive integers

ooh there’s layers to this one

I mean I’m not saying that you’re an expert, but my us highschool education regarding nuclear fission was pretty handwavy, and won’t come up again in most careers

whatever I want

printers

For sanitary reasons, you should bring your own pencil

I thought that was more like salt and vinegar?

…which I also love

That’s not Wide Ape. It’s just a tribute

Maybe there’s space gas in the future, you don’t know

Ok, ok, don’t panic. Just don’t answer the phone and stay away from the couch for a few weeks and you’ll be in the clear

That’s how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1