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The original was posted on /r/comedyheaven by /u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam on 2025-10-04 22:01:44+00:00.
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Solid pint? What, you freeze it first?
“It shot out like a wax dart!”
It went in down below, and lodged in her throat! I was trying to impregnate her, but now she’s dead…
Wait… Read the label. “Volume and Flavor Enhancer”!?
It tastes like a pint!
…of bitter.
go-gurt
Are… Are conservative guys really out here thinking women have a passion for taking a 50 cal load to the face?
Based on internet evidence, I would say yes.
