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  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    I put a donut on my dick once. For a joke. It’s not as easy as it sounds, the hole is smaller than it seems. Ate it later. I don’t like to waste food.

  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    My homies aren’t attracted to me

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      Think again <3

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    bruh the hold up is that I didn’t say if i had an ass id let the homies hit can you not read

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      What do you mean if you had an ass

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        • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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          peggy’s leaning to get a good look at that dimished tush, she likes the way he looks so damn much

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        Now you see why I didn’t say that to begin with

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    The thing is the homies are not into dudes… At least as far as i am aware.

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      Tbf he did say “if I had a pussy”, not “if I was a girl”

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        he didn’t say “if i had a bussy” though and thus i feel “if i was a girl” is implied

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          bussy means ass, you can have a puss and be a man.

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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            no debate about the second half of your statement, just thought bussy was a portmanteau of boy-pussy and didn’t quite get to the leap that that must mean ass.

            • Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Yeah to most people bussy means ass because it’s the closest thing cis men have to a gussy.

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                TIL. thanks. also gu(t) or gu(y) i am really bad with these -ussy suffixes

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                  G(irl) lmao

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Thats a good point

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          deleted by creator

    • zewm@lemmy.world
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      Why can’t the homies be into dudes? Are all homies only straight? 🤔

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        Sampling bias.

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Oh no not at all. Im sure there are plenty of people with gay or bi homies, but i simply am not blessed with them.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        do homies have to be male? kind of how in some areas dude is gender neutral.

        my brain is saying yes: homie is spanglish, as in “hombre > homeboy > homie” kind of like chica turns into chick, but i’m an novice linguist at best. also not that into labels

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      Any port in a storm.

      • baines@lemmy.cafe
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        more of a drought though

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    Why are people assuming he didn’t let them hit it? he just wants a new toy to share.

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    As a kid, I once read - though I don’t remember where - that the most popular guy at the nudist colony was the one who could carry twelve donuts and two coffees.

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      I can carry a baker’s dozen and about six coffees, but I start to spill a little when there’s that much in me. Stacking boxes is an art.

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      Ooh did he have one of those coffee carrier things? I can see why he was popular, they’re ever so useful.

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      On the other hand, people who eat that many donuts aren’t very popular at the nudist colony.

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        Perhaps he works off the extra calories by constantly carrying around the excess.

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          “Hot coffee and a donut sir?”

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    you ever take it in the ass? can’t take that many homies in rapid succession

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      With a little practise and a lot of lube, nothing is impossible.

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        don’t forget Jesus. Jesus is a pro at holes

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          I would recommend that you don’t try to shove things through your palm, but I won’t stop you if you choose to.

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