Ricky Rigatoni

I think zoomers are extremely aware of it because we won’t stop telling them about it.

Construction jobs? Buddy. We can 3D print houses now.

Too school for cool 😔

Everything is the same. Everything is fine. There is nothing to worry about.

WE SPEAK AMERICAN GOTDANG IT

No, that’s a skumk.

What is it about megafauna that makes us go stupid mode near them?

do not make me hungry for squirrel pasta

makes it about sex

gets refuted

goes silly mode to deflect

You will never escape samsara.

Everyone wants to fuck the palmon.

Sunshine is absolutely nuts.

Make baby drink boiling water so they’re cool. Got it.

I miss those

100F temps in may

Police called just for existing

Old hags screaming at them and trying to run them over with their cars

Every hangout spot went out of business or requires money to stay

No wonder kids don’t go outside anymore

Valid.

One armed people can’t consent.

I’m so sorry this happened to you.

The secret to success in the games industry is boobs.

The only difference between gary glitter and the rest is the convicted part.

Are we not post-apocalyptic in the eyes of the romans?